Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A...

By hedgehog5 - 11/04/2009 19:14 - United States

Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

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By toomuch2process - 06/12/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I found out the truth about my and my siblings adoptions and why I have no contact with any extended family. Turns out our parents are half-siblings, who decided to adopt rather than risk any genetic anomalies. Their families didn’t approve of the relationship so they moved us far away. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Quincy

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

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It's actually illegal in the UK

By Anonymous - 10/08/2023 04:00

Today, I’ve suffered my whole life with a bunch of genetic conditions and I found out why at my dad's funeral. A bunch of relatives from America attended and one of them secretly told me my parents emigrated to England under a cloud of shame because they were brother and sister. I’m inbred. FML

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By Biological - 11/02/2010 12:22 - United States

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

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By Ariella - 29/08/2011 04:06 - Singapore

Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML

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Desperate times call for desperate measures

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 19:00

Today, I found out my parents only got pregnant with me because they were desperate for a bone marrow match for my brother, who ended up dying before I was born, and who I had no idea existed. What’s even more messed up is that they gave me his name. FML

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Classic TSA FML

By Anonymous - 20/03/2022 09:59

Today, out of my mom, dad, and my siblings, I was the only one selected for a “random” extra check at the airport. My parents are English and my siblings were adopted from France and Scotland, and are all white. My bio parents were Pakistani, and I'm nutbrown and I was the only “random” search. FML

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Breaking

By Meghan - 05/09/2020 08:01 - United States - New York

Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML

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Family coincidence

By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 02:30

Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML

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By Flora - 17/04/2013 22:56 - United States - Watsonville

Today, I got ancestry DNA tests for my parents and myself. The DNA testing company informed me that I'm a 50% match for my mother but I share no DNA with my father. Apparently, both my parents forgot that they used a sperm donor. This insignificant detail has slipped their minds for 35 years. FML

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may_cause_fail 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:46

Rofl. Oh, genetics. :'D

luvable_loozer 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:03

WHOOPS!!!! Your parents have some SERIOUS explaining to do!!!!

Comments

plethora 3

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:40

#13: PER SE. Per se. Spell it with me now, p-e-r s-e. OK??

ZiggyMorrison 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:27

HEY look on the bright side maybe just maybe you have some super mutant powers maybe super strength? or laser vision cmon who doesnt want laser vision?

kahyia 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:28

just wanted to point out that illegitimacy has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with phenotype expressions (whether you are A, AB, or O blood type). illegitimacy just determines if you were born/conceived in or out of wedlock so yea if you are type B and your parents are type A- and OO then yea AT LEAST one of your "parents" arent biologically your "parent"

greatnt249 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:28

"My brother and I are right-handed but both our parents are left-handed. Also impossible" Uh, no...handedness doesn't work that way.

aesteppe 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 5:20

Have you ever heard of recessive(sp?) genes?

wowfmlife 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:31

FREEEAAAKKK!!

easrc 5

Sunday 12 April 2009 5:20

You should see if your rh antigen is possible too. If your rh antigen is impossible, then yeah, they're not your real parents. If your rh antigen is possible, then you may just be a mutant and further DNA testing would be able to confirm whether you are indeed a mutant or not the kid of your parents. Whatever the case... FYL.

sugarspyce 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:35

You sure one of them isn't AB +? I am B+ and there is no one in my family with B+. My mom is AB and dad is O.

skierguy 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 4:37

Hmm, well judging from the unlikeliness of that Bombay phenotype that #25 explained and the extreme unlikeliness of your genotype arising from a random mutation, I would say that it's pretty likely at least one of your parents isn't your parent.