Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A...

By hedgehog5 - 11/04/2009 19:14 - United States

Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML

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By toomuch2process - 06/12/2022 05:00 - United States

Today, I found out the truth about my and my siblings adoptions and why I have no contact with any extended family. Turns out our parents are half-siblings, who decided to adopt rather than risk any genetic anomalies. Their families didn’t approve of the relationship so they moved us far away. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 23:51 - United States - Quincy

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

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It's actually illegal in the UK

By Anonymous - 10/08/2023 04:00

Today, I’ve suffered my whole life with a bunch of genetic conditions and I found out why at my dad's funeral. A bunch of relatives from America attended and one of them secretly told me my parents emigrated to England under a cloud of shame because they were brother and sister. I’m inbred. FML

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By Biological - 11/02/2010 12:22 - United States

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

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By Ariella - 29/08/2011 04:06 - Singapore

Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML

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Desperate times call for desperate measures

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 19:00

Today, I found out my parents only got pregnant with me because they were desperate for a bone marrow match for my brother, who ended up dying before I was born, and who I had no idea existed. What’s even more messed up is that they gave me his name. FML

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Classic TSA FML

By Anonymous - 20/03/2022 09:59

Today, out of my mom, dad, and my siblings, I was the only one selected for a “random” extra check at the airport. My parents are English and my siblings were adopted from France and Scotland, and are all white. My bio parents were Pakistani, and I'm nutbrown and I was the only “random” search. FML

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Breaking

By Meghan - 05/09/2020 08:01 - United States - New York

Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML

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Family coincidence

By Anonymous - 06/11/2019 02:30

Today with a DNA test, I found out that my husband is my half brother. 30 years ago his father made a donation to the sperm bank my mother used, and I’m the result. To make matters worse, I’m pregnant. FML

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By Flora - 17/04/2013 22:56 - United States - Watsonville

Today, I got ancestry DNA tests for my parents and myself. The DNA testing company informed me that I'm a 50% match for my mother but I share no DNA with my father. Apparently, both my parents forgot that they used a sperm donor. This insignificant detail has slipped their minds for 35 years. FML

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Sunday 12 April 2009 2:46

Rofl. Oh, genetics. :'D

luvable_loozer 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 3:03

WHOOPS!!!! Your parents have some SERIOUS explaining to do!!!!

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watchnlearn 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:04

dude, if you were a mutant, that'd be awesome.. and your mom must be an O, and your dad must be a B

failwhale 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 5:40

Like #1 said, Genetics, nothin' is funnier.

bunnygirl 2

Sunday 12 April 2009 5:15

#31.... :S

robbietherabbit 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 5:16

damn, somebody beat me to the bombay phenotype suggestion

SPQR_fml 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 5:44

none of those things are bad. not an FML.

SomethingWitty 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 5:12

Hey you should...B Positive! Thinking like that will make you...B Negative! Rofl I less than three blood type jokes

JillianIsLoveee 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 5:12

Number 16, you're not suggesting that the poster is a chimera are you? Because it is much more likely that his/her parents have some serioussss explaining to do. lol Also number 14, right and left handedness isn't genetic. It has to do with what hands your parents handed toys and things to you, and which hands you did more things with during the most important motor development stages.

screwloose 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:06

There is at least one other way you could have type B blood, though it's likely you would have known about it before today. If you received a bone marrow transplant, your blood type would change to that of the donor. Blood types do not have to match for bone marrow transplants.

hellohello1 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 6:26

i agree with #11! i always thought my mom was B and my dad was O, so i freaked when i found out i was AB. i casually asked my dad his type, and he was actually A -- i'd just been mistaken. double check with them first!