By Anonymous - 18/12/2011 10:09 - Australia

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.

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likexaxbaus 1

Well it sounds like ******* will save you money

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Nok27 1

It doesn't matter whether you would spend that much, it just matters that she did and he's wasting it.

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arysmomee 2

at cat0720, you are an idiot too. if she put out he wouldn't wack off. maybe she should.stop being a selfish prude and her problem.would be solved. at to the person who commented on my last post, my.skin is flawless so eat a D*** c:

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EFlat762 0

Have sex with him more. You'll save money that way.

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AmyDeeAri 8

Why would you get $90 moisturizer?

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HeXr 22

Holy crap at that price I hope the lotion is doing the job for him

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