By Anonymous - 18/12/2011 10:09 - Australia

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.

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1crabbygirl 10

This is a great problem because it can be solved with something quantifiable - $$$. If he pays you back, he'll find something cheaper. And it is no one else's business what you pay for your moisturizer. PS, moisturizer is not a hair product to the jerk off of previous posts.

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rockvixen 0

my husband does the same thing...that's why I always make sure he has lube

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idl3mind 0

At least it'll be soft and velvety for you

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AtrumMessor 1

At least he'll be nice and velvety for you...

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strawberrylump 7

Don't blame your bf. You clearly don't satisfy him enough. that lotion does the trick better than you.

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Raesin 21

YDI for spending $90 on moisturizer when you get the same effect from a $5-10 bottle of sunscreen. To anyone saying YDI cause he shouldn't have to wank, OP shouldn't have to have sex whenever her bf demands if she doesn't want to.

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blueknight1st 26

Quit wasting money on $100 lotion and it won't matter if your boyfriend uses it.

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