By Anonymous - 18/12/2011 10:09 - Australia

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Soooo make sure he doesn't have to wank that often.

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zeckster81 0

You should put some bengay in the bottle.

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felixthetiger 0

He figured your pussy was worth having a smooth dick in it!!

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Gigaboo 0

Well. Here's a solution. Wank him urself.

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Cainimusprime_fml 0

if you were a proper girlfriend, A) you would have sex with him, so he doesnt have to steal your moisturizer, and B) wouldnt waste 90 bucks on ******* moisturizer...

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cat0720 9

you are such a moron. that's all I have to say.

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ifinsane 6

Have sex more and you won't have a problem

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kphippie 0

Why would you buy a bottle of $90 cream anyways?.... You could help feed some one who's starving for less. I'm sorry don't complaine

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jbooher18 0

Dont have such expensive stuff

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