Intimacy: Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has... - FML

By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

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Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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By alaskan1989 - 22/01/2011 01:27 - United States

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Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML

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By STIdiot - 17/10/2011 12:12 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

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Strange terminology

By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML

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KingOfOreos 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:02

he doesn't want to be bit durr lol

creamcheese724 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:03

****** dentata

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CrazyGirl445 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:30

I think he jus

f1r3wa11 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:34

he could be looking for an anti rape condom lol!

ohmandapants 16

Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:35

If you watched Teeth you'd get it...

flyerfan101 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:34

just call him a dentist

EmilyFelton98 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:50

Wow....

onesky 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 16:52

um... I dont even know wht to say...

fmluser57 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:00

can't be too careful nowadays...

evebright 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:00

vaginal dentada, the condition I suffer from, is a serious health condition. Often times it results in penile lacerations if the "performance" takes a selfish turn towards male gratification too early. The warning bites are usually enough to reverse this, and I have yet to have surgical removal of a penis that was consumed by my vajayjay. my SISTER however....3 times now! poor guys. stories like those never make the news...

wellinever 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:23

You have scary fantasies.

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:03

Isn't that the floss string hanging out?

structuredchaoz 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:04

He's checking for std's. Not teeth

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