By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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KingOfOreos 0

he doesn't want to be bit durr lol

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scs90 0

lol you just never be too careful these days

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jessamy_brit 5

he may be planning to rape you... in the movie the teeth only come out when they try to rape you!

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fyriwolf666 8

The movie Teeth -- traumatising our youth since 2007.

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KnucklesDeep 5

Break up with him now. You're not going to overcome the indoctrination involved in making him believe such rather obvious bullshit and when people put an idea like this into the head of their children, it isn't the only myth they convince their offspring is true, so you should avoid future pain and end it now.

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GotALife 11

He's making sure that his dick won't get bitten of when he's going in.

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perdix 29

I'd walk a mile for a vertical smile. I wonder if he went down there armed with floss.

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Kenneth14 0

just because it has lips it that doesnt mean that it has teeth

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Senior29 8

must have watched the movie teeth

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