Intimacy: Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has...

By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 406

You deserved it 5 818

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 512

You deserved it 7 291

By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 059

You deserved it 10 735

By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 257

You deserved it 5 451

Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

I agree, your life sucks 648

You deserved it 95

By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 730

You deserved it 3 681

By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 926

You deserved it 3 650

By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 937

You deserved it 7 928

By alaskan1989 - 22/01/2011 01:27 - United States

Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 455

You deserved it 9 949

By STIdiot - 17/10/2011 12:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 737

You deserved it 3 685

Strange terminology

By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 436

You deserved it 1 765

KingOfOreos 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:02

he doesn't want to be bit durr lol

creamcheese724 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:03

****** dentata

Comments

lurchst3r 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 15:02

"teeth" great stoner movie lol

12dcevin 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 15:14

I do the same thing, you can't be too sure...

HahaYDI 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 15:18

Understandable. Have you seen that movie?! Probably turned a lot of guys gay and tore a lot of families apart. Such a tragedy...

bringmepieskm 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 15:23

hey, vaginas are known to have razor sharp teeth. that's why priests have sex with little boys instead of woman. south park proved that.

sxcthaigirl 6

Wednesday 20 July 2011 15:25

yikes. I guess the movie, Teeth, got to him,

icanhazblivions 1

Wednesday 20 July 2011 15:28

****** DENTATA!!

geekometer96 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 15:30

he was checking for one of those trap things, the antirape trap. he doesnt want to end up pulling out with alot of blood and pain, and you may not rememeber if you got one when you were little

MissSunny 6

Wednesday 20 July 2011 15:31

you should have said "And neither are you! I don't sleep with idiots!" and kicked him out. If you didn't and slept with him anyways ydi!

geekometer96 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 15:33

guys don't be stupid he's checking for an antirape trap, look it up

lmaoatall 6

Wednesday 20 July 2011 15:36

scare him. next time you guys are about to have sex, play the theme to jaws, circle him like a predator and when he sees the white of your eyes, go in for the kill!