Intimacy: Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has...

By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

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By ouch - 02/03/2014 08:44 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML

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By INside - 02/08/2011 04:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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By alaskan1989 - 22/01/2011 01:27 - United States

Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML

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By STIdiot - 17/10/2011 12:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

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By Not true - 18/07/2016 02:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that I don't have a "grippy vagina" after he slipped out for the third time. FML

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KingOfOreos 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:02

he doesn't want to be bit durr lol

creamcheese724 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 12:03

****** dentata

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poisoniv 4

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:08

I think it's time you watch the movie ****** Dentata. it makes the concept all too real!

bonghits4jesus 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:18

that was a scary movie, I'd be paranoid too lol

lekkaloo 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:30

he must have seen the movie "teeth".... greatest worst movie ever.

Viviyaaan 0

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:37

Maybe because he watched that movie, " Teeth ".

nightfire2258 24

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:38

Maybe he was looking for a Rape-aXe? google it

Daralea 21

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:44

One day, he's going to be glad he checked. Maybe you should start checking for barbs.

sydneyaval 9

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:45

wtf are ****** teeth?!

T552 12

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:51

Hahaha. Yeah Teeth is a scary movie. I'm not surprised he's worried XD

WildInTheStreets 5

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:56

what a smart male. he must have watched the movie Teeth.

bettyc4 26

Wednesday 20 July 2011 17:58

I LOVED THAT MOVIE!!!!

Bossman11 6

Friday 22 July 2011 7:18

"I've died twice and I'm still around" damn, even hell doesn't want you

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Today, I saw the engagement announcement for the girl I've been in love with for 10 years. FML

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Today, I still haven't met my SO’s traditional Indian parents, even though we have been together for 3 years, they just pretend I don’t exist. Today I also found out that my SO’s mom has cancer. I'm trying to be there for him, but he keeps pushing me away. He literally said he doesn’t know about our relationship now. FML

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Today, I don’t usually ask much from my dad because I know how incapable he is but after two years delaying my wedding due to Covid restrictions, I thought I could at least ask him to stay sober long enough to walk me down the aisle. More fool me I suppose. FML

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Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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Today, I filled out a 'perfect job placement' test, where you put down your skills, experience and education level and then it finds you jobs based on your abilities and areas of knowledge. No lie, the most compatible job they found for me was 'Dishwasher'. FML

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