By knolan - 20/07/2011 04:40 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
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KingOfOreos 0

he doesn't want to be bit durr lol

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slinkydee 2

he must be disturbed and scarred for life from that movie Teeth, where some chick has teeth in her box and it bites guys dicks off.

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twinkletoes747 16

at least he's not looking for pussy trolls

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XxIVIODZxX 6

Lol the movie TEEtH

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luna4545 4

sounds like he's seen the movie teeth!

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MarijuanaPanda 0

haven't you seen the movie teeth that shit ain't pretty

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DalekScythe 0

maybe he wants to see if they have cavities.

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Kfalkosgirl 2

Lmfao I wrote this FML and no I have not yet seen the movie but I will soon and I've heard of ****** teeth lol. But he told me about his 'pinky' trick four months after our first time having sex. We have sex usually everyday. Sometimes multiple times. I figured he would have said something sooner.

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Kfalkosgirl 2

Oh and just so everyone is clear. I DO NOT HAVE ****** TEETH. And no he is not afraid to get a ******** either. In fact... well that's none of your damn business lol and he is straight and does not enjoy giving or receiving anal lmfao just clearing that up. But No I don't have ****** teeth.

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