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By Anonymous - 26/11/2011 05:54 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend is cheating on me with a woman twice my age. I'm 32. FML

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By Anika - 23/06/2021 18:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. He married someone, and got another girl pregnant. We were together for 8 years. FML

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By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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By Ifeelya - 15/01/2023 04:00

Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2011 05:19 - Australia

Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML

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That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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By bruh_im18 - 17/09/2016 16:18 - United States - Metairie

Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML

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By sad - 08/01/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

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Humanspider 18

Saturday 26 November 2011 11:52

Thats disgusting.

EthanQHarris 3

Saturday 26 November 2011 12:01

Ahhhh the **** is wrong with him goin out with a 64 year old cougar

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brownbear16 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:52

dat granny can move :D jk jk

un0m3 14

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:55

32+32=64

yuji_kyukushin 3

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:55

The denture avenger strikes again??

notixxdub 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:25

cougar!!!!!

Justin23L 2

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:36

You must be really, really bad at being a girlfriend.

TheSofaKing 7

Sunday 27 November 2011 6:24

Maybe you bite when you give ********? Granny is just taking out her teeth before she gives him a hummer.

raerae1995 6

Sunday 27 November 2011 7:06

Ewwwww!!!

i8cake 12

Sunday 27 November 2011 7:22

That cougar got game! Sux to be you...

sandramilena 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 7:46

She must have money or he got issues

weepingangel_fml 7

Sunday 27 November 2011 7:52

She must be a Nintendo 64.

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 27 November 2011 8:27

He just wants to stick his cartridge into her slot. See, completely innocent. |the kid|

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