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By arekusa - 23/06/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By Rosey - 23/07/2014 20:57 - United States - Manson

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

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The mask slips

By Anonymous - 23/12/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend is always telling me I haven’t met his real mother yet, even though I’ve known her a year. However, when I happened to disagree with her today, she started screaming and hitting like a psycho. He had to wrestle her out the door. I get it now; I’ve now met his “real” mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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Mama Bear

By Ally - 19/05/2022 16:00

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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Gold digger

By Anonymous - 27/08/2024 00:00 - France - Lyon

Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML

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Corruption

By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

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You deserved it 98

Prejudice

By howard1954 - 08/06/2015 15:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:03

Dress up in a Barney suit for the first time you meet her. No one thinks Barney is a scumbag except the people who want to put his head on a barbecue.

NecroParade 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:03

Ah, this looks like the start of something wonderful (horrible).

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hidingout777 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:48

Prove your boyfriends mom wrong!

hidingout777 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:48

Prove your boyfriends mom wrong!

jacobshabi 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:51

doubt it

vmforlife 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:52

well, lets just hope things get better!

sweet_candy_ 17

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:53

You could get even by thinking she is a loser.

knocking 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:57

I guess you'll just have to change her mind then. There's still hope. My parents hated my boyfriend before they even met him (which REALLY pissed me off) because they heard some untrue rumors about him. Once they got to know him and they saw how much we cared for each other, they changed their minds. Hopefully the same will happen for you. And hopefully someday people will stop being judgmental assholes, especially if they haven't even met the petson yet. I doubt it will ever happen, but I can hope.

BountyBass 13

Thursday 23 June 2011 10:02

she will always think your a loser

darkness4dummies 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 10:13

drop by his place and meet her and change her mind about you

nevinwhitis 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 10:34

don't worry. my mom did the same thing to my ex-gf. she's my ex because I joined the army and not cuz of my mom.

diva_lulu 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 10:55

ooo sad....?

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