Love: Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months...

By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 07:58 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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By Bisexual moron - 05/10/2022 08:00

Today, my girlfriend confessed that she cheated on me with my best friend. The best part is that I couldn't tell her a thing, because I actually cheated on her with the same friend before. FML

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By fuckthepopo - 21/01/2012 02:31 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me that he had cheated on me two months ago with my best friend. I decided to give him a second chance. About twenty minutes later, he then broke up with me for not wanting to watch football. Apparently I don't care about his feelings. FML

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By Turnaround - 07/11/2014 12:28

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2011 05:19 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my best friend. I texted her and I would never talk to her again, but I accidentally sent it to my other best friend, who responded, "I'm so sorry, I never meant for you to find out." My two best friends cheated with my boyfriend. FML

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By Godwhy - 17/09/2018 14:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 7 years has been cheating on me with my friend's 18-year-old sister, took her on the vacation we planned, and will be starting with my company next week. FML

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By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2020 19:58 - Canada - Markham

Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML

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By anonymous - 04/09/2015 04:40 - United States - North Hollywood

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got a hold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible". He was referring to me. FML

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Tuesday 19 January 2010 12:35

You don't have boobies? Not even one? What did you do with them? They couldn't have just walked off on their own. Quick, find them and maybe he'll take you back or you'll find a better guy. They're always in the last place you look.

why_me725 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 12:30

The only question there should have been was what address should his shit be shipped to? Never compare yourself to another female because he decided to cheat. Self confidence is key, lacking that is probably why he cheated in the first place...

Comments

boobear671 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 14:39

"boobies"? really? hahahahaha thats an immature answer.

thisisnotatroll 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 15:20

"Because she has a more (and therefore better) developed upper ventral region, BITCH!"

ragsy 7

Tuesday 19 January 2010 14:39

Next time date an ass man.

judemeister 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 15:22

OP, your (ex) boyfriend is clearly a dick. You're better off without him. I would also imagine that the OP probably just has breasts which are on the small size, and her "best friend" has ridiculously large ones or something. Don't get a boob job, because guaranteed there is a guy out there who thinks you look lovely just as you are :)

beccaxoxo88 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 15:44

Your "best friend" is a *****!

thexgames 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 16:02

ydi for being flat

transcedental 18

Tuesday 19 January 2010 17:16

no she doesnt.

Reynard12 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 16:41

You really, probably shouldn't ask a cheating arse why the fact he was a cheating arse is your fault.

baqer_team 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 16:51

do some workout to your **** !!! damn

escapenowx 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 17:16

first off some bestfriend you got there and second boobs shouldn't matter, get a better guy because he's an ass.

zenti 2

Tuesday 19 January 2010 17:17

I'm thinking both. FML because he cheated on you with your best friend of all people, but I'm also thinking YDI for even asking that question. Did you really think that you'd get a good answer to that question? At that point it's useless to even ask anything, since that deed has been done for the past six months, and knowing the answers won't change anything.