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By dork - 16/07/2009 20:32 - United States

Today, I found out my class was attempting to raise money for me through a bake sale because some girl spread a false rumor that I was raped and that my father was going to disown me. The whole school believes it and my biology teacher took me aside and asked if I needed someone to confide in. FML

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Friday 17 July 2009 1:29

wow, what a bitch. hope you get her back. at least there's good news: a lot of people care about you

redmusketeer 1

Friday 17 July 2009 1:27

wow that is really messed up!

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spillproof 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:14

wow. but at least they care about you

orange_colin 0

Friday 17 July 2009 23:45

YDI for being raped and having a father.

yeahitstella 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:13

Did you read the FML? She said her being raped was a false rumor. For having a father? Really? It's not like she can control having a dad.

btyler 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 0:27

**** YOUR life? At least you didn't ******* get raped. Quit your bitching. **** rumors, and **** you for being ungrateful.

xXmoses_rocksXx 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 1:32

Well, think of it this way, at least you weren't actually raped. AND people were concerned for you. That shoudl mean something to you, right? Even if they were under the impression that you were raped? But, all in all, I would still go find the bimbo that started the damn rumor, punch her in the mouth, and give her a full raging hell. :)

carmencalamity 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 3:02

Yes at least you know a lot of people DO care about you, but it is still a very horrible thing that girl did >:[ I say you should go to your teacher and everyone else, and clear things up with them. Then you should give that money to a charity that actually needs it.

dudemitch 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 3:48

At least you were not raped and your father is not going to disown you. And if either of those terrible things ever did happen to you, alot of people would care and be there for you. Be happy, cause you could have it a hell of a lot worse.