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Kind of like your spelling.
at least a lot of people care about you. you better stick up and defend your dad though, or you are just as bad as the **** ***** bitch that spread the rumor about you.
Wow that must suck to get a lot of money and realize that you have soo many people who care about you, poor you FYL! Alright jk, I don't want any hate reply's that is really sad but why do they need to raise money for you?? Well tell them now, cuz if you wait-you might as well be reenacting every sitcom there is.
The ****? What the hell kind of disrespectful bitch spreads that kind of rumour? She deserves a powerful cuntpunch for making a joke out of rape. Fortunately, there are ways to turn this around to your advantage. Explain to everyone that it was a malicious rumour, that you were not raped and your father is most definitely not going to disown you. That's the most important part. If no one believes it, you'll wind up getting money anyway; don't accept it, but rather make a public announcement explaining it again, and in that same announcement, declare that you're donating it all to a rape relief fund to help people who were actually raped. Don't bother ratting out the girl who did it, people will figure out who it was and then they will bring retribution upon her for you, for both smearing your father's name and setting them to raise money for a false cause. While it is fun to rally the troops, it's much more satisfying to see them do it without your direction and makes you more powerful among them. Then you can sit back and watch her tumble down the hierarchy.
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wow, what a bitch. hope you get her back. at least there's good news: a lot of people care about you
wow that is really messed up!