By Anonymous - 27/09/2012 23:09 - Vietnam - Ho Chi Minh City

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
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MrBond007_fml 6

It's always an inside job. Keep digging she probably caused your breakup in the first place. She may also be a Russian spy, just a heads up.

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shadow2903 11

How do you listen to tears falling? She's got some damn good eyesight if so...

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Enslaved 36

Are you saying you listen with your eyesight or are you high?:P

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gczizza1997 15

No joke go to her with a thing of lomaine in your hand and say "oh your dating my ex? I'm eating Chinese. You want those left overs too?" that will show her.

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GothickNihilist 15

I can't tell who is more of a worthless sack of shit, your ex or your cousin. Just ignore them and tell them to rot in a festering hell hole. Or you can ignore them for eternity . I hope you can find someone better . Good luck in your next relationship.

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GothickNihilist 15

I disagree with you, only because of a debilitating injury I sustained. May I suggest an iron maiden, or disembowelment .

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HappyBlackGuy 1

Wow callin your cousin a bitch would be an understatement

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menacingsprite 3

Been there. My cousin did the same crap to me. I never forgave her for it and probably won't ever trust her again. Chin up OP this too shall pass.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Well she's been aptly warned. The good news is you know she's not trustworthy and not to confide in her anymore.

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