By hustled - 24/08/2012 00:05 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML
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TheiMightyKhaL 2

Break up with her dude. She's not worth it.

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mintcar 9

Mechanic boyfriends are so handy. Anyways, now that you know you're being used, it's time to let her go. Let's see how far she'll go without a car.

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docnielsen 5

You fix her car, she gives sex. Win/win?

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TheEpicMilkMan 13

tell her you need to "maintenance" her car and then just mess with it, she would deserve it in my opinion. :S

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spacemanspiff78 7

Goods for services sounds like a fair deal to me.

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cbl1 1

I wonder how good of a mechanic can you be if the car is "constantly broken-down"

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horneyhic 15

Well if he's doin the work for free he's probly not useing top of the line parts

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Corrupt_waffles 13

:/ That's how the love of my life's girlfriends used to treat him...he is a mechanic. It's so wrong and I hate people like that. I really hope you feel better OP. :(

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JoeParris 1

Does she give you bjs? Lol

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sjonnemans 3

So not only is she a prostitute but a cheap one at that? Fyl

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Dracoboxer357 35

56- Not that cheap. You have any idea what mechanic shop rates are like? Brutal. :p

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