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By hustled - 24/08/2012 00:05 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML

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By hcflorence1 - 04/06/2011 17:37 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML

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By dk14 - 24/01/2017 10:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad let me borrow his car for transportation to work because mine got totaled. This car is a complete dump and I've realized he's only letting me use it so it's my fault to fix the broken things on the car. So far, I've had to replace the battery and two popped tires. FML

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By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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By Tyto - 03/03/2017 14:00 - United States - Lewes

Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML

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You deserved it 592

By brigie - 01/05/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML

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By cartrouble - 25/11/2010 03:52 - United States

Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML

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By Clunker - 24/10/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML

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You deserved it 3 979

By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 05:37 - United States - Mariposa

Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML

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You deserved it 3 452

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 02:44 - Canada

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML

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Friday 24 August 2012 9:10

Break up with her dude. She's not worth it.

mintcar 9

Friday 24 August 2012 9:13

Mechanic boyfriends are so handy. Anyways, now that you know you're being used, it's time to let her go. Let's see how far she'll go without a car.

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rreyes79 0

Friday 24 August 2012 18:18

She gets her car fixed and you get sex. It's win-win.

yourmofo 6

Friday 24 August 2012 18:24

I'm a mechanic but I'm lucky my gf pays for the parts.........and pays me back for the labor in food and sexy time.

TADspace 30

Friday 24 August 2012 18:27

Charge a sex fee. At least you get something out of the relationship. Every time you have to fix the car, you get 30 mins of sexy time.

noisebox 1

Friday 24 August 2012 18:32

Yeah but does she at least crank your shaft and grease your dip stick?

cubbi54 6

Friday 24 August 2012 18:52

Sugar in the gas tank....then dump her!

FirebirdF350 7

Saturday 25 August 2012 15:47

Sugar in the gas tank does not do anything. Now, if you really want to screw up an engine drain the radiator and put some oil in the gas, seizing and over hearing the engine all at once

N1GHTS 12

Friday 24 August 2012 20:37

I hope you meant ex-girlfriend.

wisecatlady123 11

Friday 24 August 2012 23:53

That's just low...

LifelessStars 22

Saturday 25 August 2012 0:16

charge that bitch for all the work you've done

animal50199 10

Saturday 25 August 2012 0:23

Now that's what I call true love.

Kvv 3

Saturday 25 August 2012 0:42

Been there..

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