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By hustled - 24/08/2012 00:05 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML

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By hcflorence1 - 04/06/2011 17:37 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML

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By dk14 - 24/01/2017 10:00

Today, my girlfriend's dad let me borrow his car for transportation to work because mine got totaled. This car is a complete dump and I've realized he's only letting me use it so it's my fault to fix the broken things on the car. So far, I've had to replace the battery and two popped tires. FML

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You deserved it 663

By suckstobeme - 16/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

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You deserved it 8 803

By Tyto - 03/03/2017 14:00 - United States - Lewes

Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML

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By brigie - 01/05/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML

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You deserved it 8 146

By cartrouble - 25/11/2010 03:52 - United States

Today, my car broke down. My boyfriend, who is not too handy, insisted on fixing it. He called me outside and said he was done and started the engine. Moments after rejoicing, it burst into flames. FML

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You deserved it 6 769

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By Clunker - 24/10/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, as I was driving with my boyfriend, he pointed out what a crappy car I drive. About how the locks don't work, the vents are broken, the windshield wipers are busted, my headlights aren't bright, and a hubcap is missing. Then he said I’m a good match for my car, 'cos we have the same “personality". FML

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You deserved it 3 979

By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 05:37 - United States - Mariposa

Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML

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You deserved it 3 452

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 02:44 - Canada

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML

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You deserved it 17 230

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Friday 24 August 2012 9:10

Break up with her dude. She's not worth it.

mintcar 9

Friday 24 August 2012 9:13

Mechanic boyfriends are so handy. Anyways, now that you know you're being used, it's time to let her go. Let's see how far she'll go without a car.

Comments

kitsune3 20

Saturday 25 August 2012 3:08

Step one- charge that sneaky, mooching bitch every cent she owes you. Step two- take her to court if you have to, to make sure she pays it. Step three- break up with her sorry arse. Step four-Next time you have a girlfriend, DON'T OFFER TO FIX HER CAR FOR FREE, DUMBASS. Gonna say both FYL and YDI.

captainburke 5

Saturday 25 August 2012 4:04

As long as you're getting laid right?

goodgood_fml 5

Saturday 25 August 2012 5:04

Why are you with your girlfriend? Pretty face? Nice ****? Sexy ass? Great sex? You're getting SOMETHING out of the deal, otherwise you wouldn't be with her either.

Blahblah9921 4

Saturday 25 August 2012 5:21

man thts sad but hey u probably get somethig tht u like bak

olmikey 1

Saturday 25 August 2012 6:40

Beastie boys - Sabotage. Nuff said.

agtxero 2

Saturday 25 August 2012 17:15

You should pull everything out the car you fixed

zuelhater 7

Sunday 26 August 2012 2:34

What a B.__ch

88vivera 9

Sunday 26 August 2012 7:09

That sucks for u man

EvilDave 13

Sunday 26 August 2012 15:52

OP, I suggest you follow the advice of the late Sam Kinnison and become the deepest, darkest chapter of her sexual history. Share her with your friends, have sex with her in a cemetary, use bottles and things on her. And, once you have gotten her to do everything she will consent to, break up with her. Give her next boyfriend ulcers from having to hear about it.