By jolene11 - 17/05/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML
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pinkzilla0 8

Good for you- now you can go outside and live your life and not be married to a man who forgets to turn his microphone off. you're better off I say. you don't want to be with a man who doesn't love you. better you found out now than later. :0)

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Drunkbunny 2

So he didn't think you deserved the slight courtesy of being the first to know he didn't love you? Then be sure that the divorce papers are served to him when he's at work, so his entire office can join him in the experience of being the first to know that COD is his new wife now.

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Reaper417 0

people who put first are ******* retarded who gives a shit

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boy_scout_of_dea 0

boyfriend fail! :-$

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pinkzilla0 8

Good for you- now you can go outside and live your life and not be married to a man who forgets to turn his microphone off. you're better off I say. you don't want to be with a man who doesn't love you. better you found out now than later. :0)

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transam87 0

what's with the pms rage?

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Anatidaephobia_fml 0

half the time guys trash talk on xbox live pan. don't take it to heart and make him a sandvich

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SamJerkinGirkins 0

COD is for people any ages :D my dad is almost 40 and he plays COD sometimes, but hahah OP, Your husband sounds like a douche. ;P

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jvandy 0

what's his gamertag Sam? I'll whoop his ass! xD

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lizabethp 11

I <3 COD!! new maps coming out in June! =)

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ohjoy15 33

Really now? How impressive! I didn't know girls like... played COD. Well doesn't this just make you just a sex bomb. What's your gamer tag? [GURL]gamerbabyxoxo? Okay, I'll add you hold on. The 'comments' section, is meant for comments about the FML. If I confided in you (in person) about how my husband dumped me over a COD server, and you started telling me about how you're such an avid COD gamer, I'd probably feel like putting a kitten in a blender. Sorry OP! Make him sleep on the couch, if that's where the xbox is... then move the couch outside! You don't have to tolerate someone so immature. Just my 2cents. I used to work at EB games, and sold tons of call of duty games to girls who wanted to look hot. Over half those girls came back to me within a week to return their game. It was a pain. Play it because you like it, not because you want to advertise it.

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poncho55 40

Whoa, #156. Calm your ****, please. It'll be okay, I promise. Shhh.

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purgarus 6

14- Raaandom question, but is your hair naturally black and if not what dye did you use? Because so far the "black" dyes I have been getting fail at actually being black.....also a girl that plays COD? I don't believe it haha :P

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