By jolene11 - 17/05/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML
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pinkzilla0 8

Good for you- now you can go outside and live your life and not be married to a man who forgets to turn his microphone off. you're better off I say. you don't want to be with a man who doesn't love you. better you found out now than later. :0)

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Drunkbunny 2

So he didn't think you deserved the slight courtesy of being the first to know he didn't love you? Then be sure that the divorce papers are served to him when he's at work, so his entire office can join him in the experience of being the first to know that COD is his new wife now.

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goonie85 0

That's because the guys are so incredibly nasty to them it becomes very unpleasant to play. Trust me. They either call you ridiculous names or cannot believe you are female and relentlessly call you a 12 year old ****** boy until you've had enough and quit because they kill you even if you're on their team. So I switched to L4D2 and they're so much friendlier!

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iheart_lcpllynch 2

aw come on make him a sandwich, give him a beer, and play the game with him. or smack him with the sandwich pour the beer on him and break the damn game..either way

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icecreamman222 0

maybe it was a dare from one of his buddies. op don't worry about it

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gotyler13 0

why would you try to interrupt a man while he is gaming. you should be in the kitchen making sammiches

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mapleh 0

cod > everything else... except ****

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lanester25 0

everything is always found out through call of duty

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killa6698 0

A lot of these FML's lately have been about modern warfare

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Codysquared 0

COD is a wonderfull game , did you make him die on a killstreak, that's a good reason not to love someone 23...24...****!! I don't love you!

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