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By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 21:42 - United States - Utica

Today, I found out my new puppy has worms by him scooting his butt across my new carpet. It's like smeared spaghetti. FML

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By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

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By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States

Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 16:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML

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By DogStew - 12/09/2019 18:00

Today, I had to watch my niece’s puppy. The darn dog kept finding turds in the yard and eating them. One turd had worms in it. FML

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By Patrick - 14/10/2012 04:39 - United States - Sulphur

Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML

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By Catois - 05/03/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML

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By lukey101 - 27/03/2023 16:00

Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML

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By cat_lady - 05/04/2020 17:00

Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML

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xoxoblondee 31

Wednesday 5 August 2015 10:42

I found out my kitten had worms when she farted in my face and one was hanging out of her ass.

alphafish17 16

Wednesday 5 August 2015 10:55

Well I guess I won't be eating spaghetti anytime soon...

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hannah_cheers 30

Wednesday 5 August 2015 11:14

Thanks for the visual...

igg125 30

Wednesday 5 August 2015 11:35

Time to go fishing

chaseafterwind82 29

Wednesday 5 August 2015 11:43

I think I threw up a little in my mouth...

MandieL 27

Wednesday 5 August 2015 12:12

Depending how long ago, and where you got the puppy from, you might be able to get the breeder/store to pay for the treatment, as any legit breeder/store should be providing vet check, first shots (at least), de-worming, and flea deterrent. Either way fyl and your puppy's. Hopefully the puppy gets better soon!

Hyenayena 27

Wednesday 5 August 2015 19:37

Right!!! Yeah my aunt got a German Shepard from a breeder, and they covered up to 6 months of any health defects that could have been a result of the breeder, or if they gave them a "bad" puppy that was more prone to being sick

Eco93 10

Wednesday 5 August 2015 12:17

what is wrong with you people you always deworm a new animal immediately

MandieL 27

Wednesday 5 August 2015 13:30

If the puppy is coming from a legit source, it should already be de-wormed. If it came from an "oops" then I agree with you.

cek727 16

Wednesday 5 August 2015 14:25

you should still always have your own vet check the animal over. Kind of like how you'd take a new car to the mechanic for a once over before the sale is final to ensure you're not getting ripped off. I agree with #17, always without exception take a new animal to be checked out.

writerchic85 25

Wednesday 5 August 2015 13:20

Worms are common in puppies and kittens. A quick trip to the vet will take care of it. And the carpet should come clean with a little standard cleaner.

dogshorsescats 18

Wednesday 5 August 2015 13:26

I hike it gets better

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 5 August 2015 13:39

Thanks for the detail OP...I have now lost my appetite...what do do now with my breakfast...

StargazeKitsune 18

Wednesday 5 August 2015 14:01

That's equal parts disgusting and terrifying T_T

vikky538 28

Wednesday 5 August 2015 14:14

For me spaghetti off the list.....

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