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By Anonymous - 04/08/2015 21:42 - United States - Utica

Today, I found out my new puppy has worms by him scooting his butt across my new carpet. It's like smeared spaghetti. FML

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By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By matchristityler - 09/02/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML

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By SHIT-BREATH - 05/06/2013 16:03 - United Kingdom - Chepstow

Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

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By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States

Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 16:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML

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By DogStew - 12/09/2019 18:00

Today, I had to watch my niece’s puppy. The darn dog kept finding turds in the yard and eating them. One turd had worms in it. FML

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By Patrick - 14/10/2012 04:39 - United States - Sulphur

Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML

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By Catois - 05/03/2010 05:17 - United States

Today, I caught my dog attempting to shit on the carpet. When I saw him, I screamed. Startled, he ran around the house, continuing to take his shit. Now, I don't have to clean up a nice pile, I get to go on a scavenger hunt and find all of the scattered turds. FML

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By lukey101 - 27/03/2023 16:00

Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML

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By cat_lady - 05/04/2020 17:00

Today, I watched as my poor old cat dragged his ass across our living room carpet, leaving an equally long shit stain on our pristine carpet. My pleas for him to stop only made his diarrhea worse as he ran off. FML

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xoxoblondee 31

Wednesday 5 August 2015 10:42

I found out my kitten had worms when she farted in my face and one was hanging out of her ass.

alphafish17 16

Wednesday 5 August 2015 10:55

Well I guess I won't be eating spaghetti anytime soon...

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kitkat1303 12

Friday 7 August 2015 7:41

That's a visual no one needed...

guskta 17

Saturday 8 August 2015 23:43

*pushes paste of spaghetti away*

Ucantt0uchthiz 8

Sunday 9 August 2015 10:07

Don't worry, all puppies and kittens (doesn't matter the breed) are born with roundworms (which are long spaghetti looking worms). So just take him to the vet and they will deworm it and you and your puppy should be just fine :). It's not contagious and easy to fix. (Btw work as a vet tech so hope I helped :-]). Should never use raw meat or anything abnormal like that and especially on a puppy. Simple dewormer will fix your problem.

LilHottieInLove 25

Monday 10 August 2015 23:03

it's stuff like that, that makes me not want to have pets

datkenna 20

Tuesday 11 August 2015 19:06

I read this as I eat udon noodles.

sarcasticjane 27

Friday 4 September 2015 22:53

I just threw up a little in my mouth. I hope your puppy got a check up.

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