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By thedeerman - 17/09/2011 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

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By anonymous - 14/06/2012 14:54 - China - Nanjing

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML

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PMS

By unappreciated husband - 28/03/2014 21:43 - United States - Pullman

Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 00:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 02:16 - United States - Dayton

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML

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I'm an empath

By S Edhouse - 13/04/2023 22:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, and ever since my wife has gone onto birth control pills for her endometriosis, her time of the month now lasts for three weeks each month out of the four, and on the fourth week she gets pains and doesn't feel like sex. FML

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By SaucierGirl - 12/08/2018 03:30

Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML

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Noped out of there

By Anonymous - 24/09/2022 11:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and teen daughter are at the point where their monthly cycles have synced, so when I got home and heard them screaming at each other, I quietly closed the door so they couldn’t hear me, and like a coward I hid in my car until the screaming stopped. FML

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Manchild

By IFailedasaparent - 24/01/2022 22:59

Today, my son broke up with his fourth girlfriend in a row, because, “all of them get those period things and it’s annoying as fuck.” He’s 20. FML

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By Username - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

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By hellolaina - 27/06/2016 16:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML

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underguarded 20

Saturday 17 September 2011 12:08

This is how you keep your pimp hand strong.

ban_anaa 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 12:06

Sounds like pms hell.

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Ir0nyMan 2

Sunday 18 September 2011 3:13

Impregnate them!

john494 4

Sunday 18 September 2011 3:27

I think the actual fml is he has 3 daughters

FairyTales_fml 6

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:15

:( so sorry to hear... That's how my dad had it years ago... It gets better

erikaalv 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:45

Stop being such a man!

ED35 7

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:51

Don't worry. Like Jeff Dunham says with his puppet Walter. Soon their periods will synchronize and it will be one week of legit hell.

ih82bl8 2

Sunday 18 September 2011 4:59

They will morph together

xxmusicroxxx 0

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:36

They shouldnt if u all live together... And if u don't then u have nothing to worry about

starfish7 18

Sunday 18 September 2011 5:54

Their periods might not be in sync if some of them are on the pill (very possible) or if they really spend very little time together (not that likely).

sexxme 9

Sunday 18 September 2011 7:04

Stock your pantry up with chocolate and motrin! Wish you the best of luck.

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Sunday 18 September 2011 7:23

Think about how they feel & why they're acting like that in the first place. If you went through the same thing girls do you would be in a bitchy mood too!

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