By thedeerman - 17/09/2011 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
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missbadluk 0

Aaaahahhaaa! This is DEFINITELY a fml!!!!

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DrPepper545 0

They will eventually fall into sync

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wierdos_rule 0

Your such a dick, OP! We women have to bleed constantly for 5-7 days straight! Even IF you were touh enough to do that (which I seriously doubt, cause of the way you complain), then it would put you in a bad mood, too!

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wierdos_rule 0

Oops, I meant tough, not touh, but the point still stands!

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E_ve 9

I'm thinking someone's on her period... What a bullshit.

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kiefenator 0

My femenazi radar is detecting something.

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Cinn_fml 22

Doesn't necessarily mean you have to be a bitch about it. Yeah, your hormones and stuff are completely out of whack, but some girls really don't even try and be decent about it and just use it as an excuse. I can't help but think you should try and keep your temper even if you don't want to.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

You were a kid to, did your parents deserve the crap you did in your childhood?

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kiefenator 0

Hermione: Checkmate! Ron: Period. Hermione: I thought your catchphrase was bloody hell?! Ron: Same thing. Hermione: .....

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Bekll 31

Get them on Seasonique or Lybrel birth controls then so they can have fewer periods.

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marpay 11

Just because you don't bleed doesn't mean you don't have hormonal cycles that effect your mood.

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Bekll 31

Well I've been on Lybrel for the past three years and my hormonal cycle is greatly diminished. Also, it's "affect" not "effect".

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joa76 3

Actually, marpay, that's exactly what it means. Hormonal birth control regulates hormone levels to prevent ovulation and thickening of the uterine lining. It keeps hormones at a more or less stable level, especially those with no off-week (note, though, that technically women on regular birth control pills don't have an actual period, despite that week). That's why it works.

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SteelCladAngel 0

:( This frightens me. I was a miserable little botch going through puberty, and my daughters are 10 months apart... I'm not looking forward to what happens 11 years from now!

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