Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their... - FML

By thedeerman - 17/09/2011 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

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By anonymous - 14/06/2012 14:54 - China - Nanjing

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML

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PMS

By unappreciated husband - 28/03/2014 21:43 - United States - Pullman

Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 00:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 02:16 - United States - Dayton

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML

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I'm an empath

By S Edhouse - 13/04/2023 22:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, and ever since my wife has gone onto birth control pills for her endometriosis, her time of the month now lasts for three weeks each month out of the four, and on the fourth week she gets pains and doesn't feel like sex. FML

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By SaucierGirl - 12/08/2018 03:30

Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML

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Noped out of there

By Anonymous - 24/09/2022 11:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and teen daughter are at the point where their monthly cycles have synced, so when I got home and heard them screaming at each other, I quietly closed the door so they couldn’t hear me, and like a coward I hid in my car until the screaming stopped. FML

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Manchild

By IFailedasaparent - 24/01/2022 22:59

Today, my son broke up with his fourth girlfriend in a row, because, “all of them get those period things and it’s annoying as fuck.” He’s 20. FML

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By Username - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

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By hellolaina - 27/06/2016 16:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML

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Top comments

underguarded 20

Saturday 17 September 2011 12:08

This is how you keep your pimp hand strong.

ban_anaa 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 12:06

Sounds like pms hell.

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FroggyFM 4

Saturday 17 September 2011 12:47

PMS ATTACK.

YurTriniFantasy 1

Saturday 17 September 2011 14:08

fits perfect with your picture

fthislyfe 22

Saturday 17 September 2011 14:15

PMS: 1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 9. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff…… 13. Potential Murder Suspect

E_ve 9

Saturday 17 September 2011 15:39

#36: I'm so gonna use this...

manbearpig7173 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 17:54

Your picture legitimately frightens me

E_ve 9

Saturday 17 September 2011 18:08

Whose? Mine? It's just a logo, it doesn't bite sweetie, don't worry ;D

ProhibitionRose 14

Saturday 17 September 2011 13:00

Invest in Midol and earplugs and a form of alcohol incase those do not work.

Iheartfunny 1

Saturday 17 September 2011 22:23

Or a gun with one bullet. WOW whats with all the suicide jokes today.

painkiller3666 4

Sunday 18 September 2011 0:56

Your **** are hot!

jobsman99 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 13:02

You will need to get tampons and pads by the gross from Costco or Sams Club. And spend some time out with your buddies.

BritLass 15

Saturday 17 September 2011 13:03

Ahh! That sucks for you! :/

onthetoilet 3

Saturday 17 September 2011 13:36

Time to go camping

2wenty0ne21 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 13:36

Midol to the rescue!

StaceeeP 23

Saturday 17 September 2011 13:51

Their pheromones would cause their periods to sync

head2133 12

Saturday 17 September 2011 14:12

I'm so sorry...

pondermuse 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 14:18

Your home life sounds like a bloody nightmare to me. fyl x 4.

PYLrulz 17

Saturday 17 September 2011 14:31

I thought that shit was supposed to sync up?!? I feel VERY bad for ya. FYL indeed!!!

yusaku02 20

Saturday 17 September 2011 16:27

I thought so too. My gf and her aunt (who she lives with) had theirs synchronize. Harder to tell with my mom and sister since my sister acts like she's on it permanently...

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