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By thedeerman - 17/09/2011 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 367
You deserved it 5 300

Same thing different taste

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Where is A Pimp Named Slickback when you need him. He'd keep 'em in line.

THey will sync sooner or later. It would be extremely unusual if none of them synced with at least one of the others.

joa76 3

I don't know why medfly is getting so many thumbs down for that. If you look it up (try Scholar Google for reliable sources), that's precisely what it says. From a 2006 study by A Ziomkiewicz: "Although more than thirty years of intensive investigation have passed since McClintock first published results on menstrual synchrony, there is still no conclusive evidence for the existence of this phenomenon. Indeed, a growing body of nullresult studies, critiques of menstrual synchrony studies, and the lack of convincing evolutionary explanations bring into question the existence of this phenomenon." That study found no evidence. Another 2006 study by Z. Yang also found no evidence. Yet another 2006 study (good year for it, I suppose) by JC Schank: "Research over the past 15 years indicates, contrary to earlier results, that women do not synchronize their menstrual cycles." A 2010 article by AR Hirsch: "The myth of pheromone-induced menstrual synchrony is debunked through statistics." There are also numerous studies showing it doesn't happen in non-human primates, which further supports the idea that it is not true.

Texas696 0

how do you know when ur daughters have their periods?? O.o

skyttlz 32

Uh he probably sees tampon wrappers in the garbage durrh.

velvetwings 8

Women who live together eventually get their periods together. Your daughters will catch up to mom eventually.

Not true. Where'd you get that bit of misinformation/urban vow doo, the bible?

Usually women synchronize their periods so either it won't last long, or you're really unlucky.

By the way 124 that wasnt a diss I was actually genuinly interested. Stuff like that interests me because im stupid. Like once I had and argument with my friend over weather it would be harder to catch bigfoot or the lochness monster.

Serious question: Who did you guys decide would be harder to catch and why?

RedPillSucks 31
leadman1989 15

*Whispers - "quuuuuuueeeeeeeeefffffffffff"