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By thedeerman - 17/09/2011 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

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By anonymous - 14/06/2012 14:54 - China - Nanjing

Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML

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PMS

By unappreciated husband - 28/03/2014 21:43 - United States - Pullman

Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 00:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2015 02:16 - United States - Dayton

Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML

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I'm an empath

By S Edhouse - 13/04/2023 22:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, and ever since my wife has gone onto birth control pills for her endometriosis, her time of the month now lasts for three weeks each month out of the four, and on the fourth week she gets pains and doesn't feel like sex. FML

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By SaucierGirl - 12/08/2018 03:30

Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML

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Noped out of there

By Anonymous - 24/09/2022 11:30 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife and teen daughter are at the point where their monthly cycles have synced, so when I got home and heard them screaming at each other, I quietly closed the door so they couldn’t hear me, and like a coward I hid in my car until the screaming stopped. FML

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Manchild

By IFailedasaparent - 24/01/2022 22:59

Today, my son broke up with his fourth girlfriend in a row, because, “all of them get those period things and it’s annoying as fuck.” He’s 20. FML

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By Username - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML

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By hellolaina - 27/06/2016 16:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML

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Saturday 17 September 2011 12:08

This is how you keep your pimp hand strong.

ban_anaa 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 12:06

Sounds like pms hell.

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whited666 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 14:32

Every mans nightmare

whited666 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 14:32

Every mans nightmare

mea_iloveskiing 26

Saturday 17 September 2011 14:35

PMS - pissed at men syndrome :)

makz96 6

Sunday 18 September 2011 19:37

That would be "PAMS"

sweethang26 7

Monday 13 August 2012 7:39

dude it's from a movie...

crazy4uboi 6

Thursday 13 September 2012 4:07

It's from a movie and when you do acronyms most of the time you don't add the small words like 'and' 'or' 'with' etc.

stevenmx86 7

Saturday 17 September 2011 14:47

Don't worry, it's inevitable, eventually they'll sync up!

Super_Salo 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 14:49

Isn't that natural? Girls living together over time will have their periods at the same time?

mileyfan17 8

Saturday 17 September 2011 14:58

Pms means pissed at men syndrome

dakins 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 15:10

Move to a house with concrete floors. Something about concrete changes a woman's cycle- so it's only one week of he'll with them

kaykay20 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 15:33

Get them midol and have sex with your wife it will help relax her making her less moody.

RabbitPressure1 6

Saturday 17 September 2011 15:42

Isn't that gross if she's on her period?

SteelCladAngel 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 19:32

Not if you do it in the shower.

RabbitPressure1 6

Sunday 18 September 2011 17:14

Ew... And why did people dislike that? how the hell am I supposed to know? I'm only 14!

jamesd333 3

Sunday 18 September 2011 19:36

And this is how kids learn about sex. SMH.

puppyXluvz123 9

Saturday 17 September 2011 15:39

soon they will all merge together, then it will be 1 week of hell x 4 haha

mzwhitaker85 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 15:45

ha, my dad had to deal with the same thing, me and my sisters and mom ...ha I'm even going through that situation now so I feel bad for my husband

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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, with whom I've been with for four years. I've been in Australia for the last two months and before I left, he bought a box of 12 condoms, saying we would use them when I got back. We went to the bedroom and I opened the box. There was one left. FML

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Today, I was enjoying the benefits of marriage with my new husband. We were changing positions when my joints started crackling and popping like my mother's did when I was a kid. My husband stopped, concerned about my possible pain... I'm 20 years-old and pop like an arthritic 50 year-old. FML

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Today, my girlfriend called saying that she wanted to break up because she wasn't into me anymore. Yesterday, I paid $400 to take her to a Red Sox game, so I asked her why she even came with me. She said that she had been talking to her ex-boyfriend, and he said he was going to that game too. FML

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Today, I learned that when you have a banker and rental property manager for a dad, and a recently graduated business major for a boyfriend, the absolute worst thing you can do at family dinner night is suggest playing Monopoly. It was four hours of carnage I don’t think I can recover from FML

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Today, I was walking downtown. I'm 57 years old, and I'm pretty well along in terms of hair loss. On top of that, I recently hurt my left leg and am walking with a crutch. I passed two teenagers, who were looking at me, and I overheard, "Yeah, I agree. I'm much more scared of aging than death." FML

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Today, my husband, who didn’t even cry when his father died, got angry and cried for an hour all because I put a 1 cm scratch on his classic car. FML

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Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML

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Today, I was so lonely that I pretended I wanted to buy something from a telemarketer so that they would keep talking to me. FML

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Same thing different taste

PMS

I'm an empath

Noped out of there

Manchild

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