By thedeerman - 17/09/2011 04:39 - United States

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
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treehugger11 5

I sense a wee bit of exaggeration by the OP; most women's PMS symptoms don't last for a whole week!

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Bloodywolf20 9

Yea tell that to my girlfriend an her mom They go thro hell all week every month

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halleyroosan 8

The symptoms do, the actual bleeding? Usually not. Cramps can start days before your period.

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kaoriblossom 8

I used to bleed for 2-3 weeks until my mom got my on birth control. Once I stopped taking the pill, I didn't have a period for 5 months. Life was such a bitch.

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Lights_Out_fml 6

It's worse for them than you...

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Brooding99 15

It's what you get for not getting a vasectomy sooner...

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Angel_Tigeress 5

Actually, they dont ALWAYS sync. I know its weird, but I have lived with my mom for seventeen years and we spend pretty much all the time together. Eat the same, even kinda sleep the same hours. But our periods are about a week apart. Close, but not in sync. I feel for you, OP. I know how teenage girls can be! FYL

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Your going to be working lots of overtime

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Bless23 0

Well, I guess it's time to finally have some alone time.

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Sarkyrevenger 0

I can't think which would be worse, having them one after the other so they're constant or having them all synched up so they're at the same time... :

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jpallan 3

If he had them synchronised, presumably he could set up a cot at work and hide there for a five-day interval once monthly. However, they're not synchronised. May God have mercy on his soul.

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jpallan 3

I'm a woman and the mother of two daughters, and I'm married. I can't empathise completely, but you are so ******.

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mieks 18

So you mean all woman are constantly yelling during their periods? I myself are a girl, a have a mother and a lot of female friends and I have never yelled of heard a girl yelling because of a period.

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ikickgingers 15

That's the three days of the month I am actually nice. I save my murdering sprees for leap years and drama class.

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