Kids: Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep...

By brokeandalone - 21/11/2011 02:05 - United States

Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML

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By cheated - 17/09/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

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There's gold to be mined

By ChristmasIsRuined - 20/12/2022 00:00

Today, I found out that my husband has been seeing another woman and my 16 year-old daughter once caught them while I was at work. She didn’t tell me about it because she was enjoying all the hush gifts, shoes, purses, and the payments for her BMW X3. FML

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Black balled

By Don't complain about good fortune - 20/02/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:10 - Indonesia

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 02:27 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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Way to be creepy

By Shoe - 27/02/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML

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By f'ed_over - 19/01/2009 11:12 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

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By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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Is this Woody Allen?

By ShockedToDeath - 08/07/2021 02:01

Today, I found out my husband got my 22 year-old daughter pregnant. Not only that, he’s drained our savings on her including a new iPhone and Macbook, designer clothes and handbags, etc. His defense, in all seriousness, was, "She’s not even my biological daughter, chill out." FML

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Mr40Hands 5

Monday 21 November 2011 9:11

Wtf, all I get for straight A's is a new basketball...

sufferinurjocks 3

Monday 21 November 2011 9:11

That's just wrong, I feel so sorry for you, FYL

Comments

Nutcup 16

Monday 21 November 2011 22:15

...So straight A's get her over $1,000 worth of things? Damn, she must be spoiled. That would probably explain why she has no sense of decency. When I get straight A's, I get told I'm a good kid and nothing more.

black_martin 1

Monday 21 November 2011 22:55

Divorce your wife and disown your daughter! Your wife was no good, and the product of you and your wife turned out to be just as shitty...

Tapdivaaa 0

Monday 21 November 2011 22:58

That's ****** up

FlyingWhisps 5

Monday 21 November 2011 23:25

I am curious as to how you finally found out about your wife's affair. Did your daughter spill the beans, despite your wife's attempts to keep her quiet? If so, your kid's a keeper. When you got this kind of dirt on someone, the best course of action is blackmail then backstabbing. In that order. :)

KentuckyRebel92 8

Monday 21 November 2011 23:51

Jesus! That's alot of money!

demon_865 7

Monday 21 November 2011 23:52

Be proud of your kid for ripping what she could outta that bitch

jaff23 11

Monday 21 November 2011 23:53

Your daughter is a lying bitch too, sorry OP

davidkx125253 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 0:01

That's a kick in the dick

PiperLovesYou 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 0:12

Your Life Sucks, Why Didn't You Question This Though?

awesomelikethat 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 0:54

First of all: no fair! All I get for As is a good job from my rents or candy. Second: divorce your wife and take all the money and house leave the other two to fend for Themselves