By brokeandalone - 21/11/2011 02:05 - United States

Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 387
You deserved it 4 019

Same thing different taste

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Mr40Hands 5

Wtf, all I get for straight A's is a new basketball...

That's just wrong, I feel so sorry for you, FYL

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I am so very sorry. This is truly horrific. If you know this is what's going on, make sure you have ROCK SOLID evidince, and go to a lawyer. I'm sure it will help in the divorce of course, but it could help you in terms of getting something out of the folks at work too, depending on the situation I suppose. I know it's probably a very hard thing to do right now, but you need to keep your wits about you, gather Facts, and documented information so that when the time comes you can go to court and kick their asses. I'm also sure you're not going to want to work there anymore so you're going to want to try to figure out a way to either move within your company or get a severance package.

With that.. You pretty much will own your wife's ass in court. I'd go after full custody.

Panda_Bear91 4
IluvRiceKrispies 1

$300 dollars for a haircut?? WTF? Did they cut her hair with golden scissors?? ...Lame. Also, sorry man.. you're family is a bitch.

Am I the only one thinking of the damnyouautocorrect and smartphowned stories?

Disown your bitch of a daughter and divorce that **** of a wife oh I'm typing tholis from an iPhone 4 s btw

Plan your escape, she must already have a plan. Don't look like the dummy! Get a new bank account. Get your kids birth certificates in your possession. Get things transferred in your name only. The car and other purchases. Find those receipts. For things like computers and shit. Make sure you gather your keepsakes. Keep things ready if it goes sour. Also get evidence of the cheat. Oh ya, if it comes down to it, let her leave! You then own the home if she abandons it! Ps Good Luck OP

Im fairly certain your daughter likes this situation. As nice as it would be to have a lot of expensive stuff, it would not be worth it for me for my dad to not know