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By brokeandalone - 21/11/2011 02:05 - United States

Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML

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By cheated - 17/09/2011 04:43 - United States

Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

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By ChristmasIsRuined - 20/12/2022 00:00

Today, I found out that my husband has been seeing another woman and my 16 year-old daughter once caught them while I was at work. She didn’t tell me about it because she was enjoying all the hush gifts, shoes, purses, and the payments for her BMW X3. FML

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Black balled

By Don't complain about good fortune - 20/02/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, my wife somehow found out that my "surprise bonus" from earlier this year was actually hush money from my boss to keep quiet about her affair. Rather than let a good thing alone, she threw a fit and called my boss's husband. Now I'm jobless, and my boss has sworn I'll never work in my industry again. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2010 05:10 - Indonesia

Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 02:27 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML

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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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Way to be creepy

By Shoe - 27/02/2010 06:17 - United States

Today, my boss told me he suspected his wife was cheating on him. I told him to pull up her Facebook page to look for suspicious activity. I looked at her profile picture and said, "Damn, that girl next to her fine! You know her?" It was his sixteen year-old daughter. FML

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By f'ed_over - 19/01/2009 11:12 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

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By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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Is this Woody Allen?

By ShockedToDeath - 08/07/2021 02:01

Today, I found out my husband got my 22 year-old daughter pregnant. Not only that, he’s drained our savings on her including a new iPhone and Macbook, designer clothes and handbags, etc. His defense, in all seriousness, was, "She’s not even my biological daughter, chill out." FML

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Mr40Hands 5

Monday 21 November 2011 9:11

Wtf, all I get for straight A's is a new basketball...

sufferinurjocks 3

Monday 21 November 2011 9:11

That's just wrong, I feel so sorry for you, FYL

Comments

hello_kitty_lovr 1

Tuesday 22 November 2011 1:09

that's terrible you poor person you deserve better

twilightluvr101 4

Tuesday 22 November 2011 1:39

U thought it was ok to get her all that for straight A's? Nd no offense but ur wife kind of a ho nd ur daughters a blackmailing bitch,.I wish i could be more like her lol jk!

moomoomeow2 7

Tuesday 22 November 2011 1:45

Wow I'm sorry man.

cinderchan 2

Tuesday 22 November 2011 2:04

i am a man, and i feel sorry for you

houstontxmex 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 2:30

See if you can get some cool stuff from your boss if you don't tell HIS wife :)

Fmlisdashyt 0

Tuesday 22 November 2011 2:59

Wow fyl op.

tinar3000 6

Tuesday 22 November 2011 3:11

Your life hella sucks

MrZackarius 1

Tuesday 22 November 2011 4:01

That's just FUBAR

Ammi 7

Tuesday 22 November 2011 4:35

YDI for thinking that was a fair reward for straight A's to begin with. Seriously. You guys are spoiling the hell out of your daughter if that is anything near what you give her for grades alone, and she will likely never understand the much of the reward that comes from the work itself. Will you be rewarding her for keeping a paying job as well? (I mean, it sucks that your wife is cheating on you, but for you to think that this is reasonable for straight A's...well, it makes me think that you're really, really gullible.) Love, A straight A student.