By TooSunnyForSkin - 05/06/2013 04:22 - United States - Huntington

Today, I found out my work gave me a vacation for my performance. It's a trip to somewhere in the Caribbean, with the nickname "The Sunniest Place on Earth." I have skin cancer. FML
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oj101 33

I hear the Arctic is pretty nice at this time of the year.

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NickaPLZ 26

Wow. At least your work gave you something like that! I hear tons of places are cutting back!

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noelasis94 18

A little to ironic don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day. Shall I continue?

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avapaige1234 19

Like a free ride when you're already paid?

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perdix 29

It's the good advice that you just didn't take?

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jeepers_1 21

That song is so bad, nothing in it is actually ironic!

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perdix 29

#32, 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife is indeed ironic. Someone who has so many of one type of silverware could be expected to have a few of the other common types.

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Zebediabolical 39

#32, that's the point of the song. Most everything in the song isn't ironic so that's what makes the song ironic.

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perdix 29

Are you sure they are not punishing you for shitty performance? Sending you to your death seems more elaborate and expensive than just firing you. And meaner.

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Cazz91 21

First of all, I am sorry to read about your awful experience you're dealing with right now OP. I do hope conditions improve for you and you eradicate cancer. Secondly, I hope you are able to request a different vacation location due to your medical or at least give away / sell the original vacation to another person.

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Cazz91 21

My apologies #6, I did not see that you have commented similar to what I have commented towards OP. >.

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Enslaved 36

How about using lots and lots of sunscreen, protective clothing and sticking to the indoor activities? (: Get yourself some fresh conch salad! (:

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avapaige1234 19

I hope that vacation package is convertible to cash.

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brittyboo123 35

Sorry OP. You could always go but find other things to do. :)

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monnanon 13

check with your onconologist, you may still be able to go and be perfectly safe witha few precautions. it would be a shame to miss out on the holiday. even if you are in treatment it isnt constant.

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