By Orgasmataz - 25/01/2015 22:10 - United Kingdom - Manchester

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Today, I found out that, due to the walls at my uni dorm being ridiculously thin, my entire flat overheard me lose my virginity. Spanking and all. FML
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Orgasmataz 0

OP here! We did have some music playing actually...I don't think my flatmates will be listening to Jake Bugg for a while haha

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clumsylobster 17

Sounds like this is the first time sex has been heard in your dorm. Does that mean you're the only one who's gotten laid recently?

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blindkid1790 12

I'd be singing, "I just had sex, and it felt so good!"

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KarlwithaK91 12

ha! that's actually what my gf did when she lost it to me. we went to go to the store afterwards and she put it on in the car haha

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dawood_k 27

Congratulations to you, at least if anyone's questions your virginity you have several witnesses to vouch for you

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Freda92 12

Lucky you : I had no ****** when I lost my virginity and it was EXTREMELEY painful!

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laden_swallow09 34

No luck involved. Your guy just didn't know what he was doing.

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greencurtains74 11

sorry you are getting downvoted. losing your virginity is painful for most women. it was for me.

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texaskitty86 25

Sorry things didn't go so well for you #36. And for the record, not every women CAN have orgasms when the only stimulation is penetration. Every woman's body is different.

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Freda92 12

#81 thanks for understanding! and sorry you experienced the same thing I did...

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CaliCassanova 14

That's what college is all about and no FML you just had sex!

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maxxwell8 13

Hold wait let me make sure my comment is spelt right......

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VampOfSavannah 31

If it's someone that she trusted (and I'm sure that she did), there is nothing wrong with that.

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albertozeta_fml 9

Absolutely. But often you have to wait looooong time before girls accept just to talk about things like that and often the answer is "No". At least, here in the south Europe.

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Charles900 16

Sounds like it was a fun experience; I know it can be painful the first time, so you lucked out there. I guarantee this isn't the first or last time people in the dorm have heard something like this, op.

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chosha_fml 26

All that sound coming through the paper thin walls from other people didn't give you a clue?

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buckdharma 36

Either you were a bad girl, or you're a really good girl.

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