By whitechocolate - 20/07/2009 02:05 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has known for years, except for me and my older brother. FML
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Darth_Taco 14

Oh wow...what do you even say to that? Well, when it comes time to leave home, I suggest you and your brother go far away XP.

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Smiley_70 22

OK - things like this - you don't need to know about your folks. Best thing is to realise it is their issue to deal with - nothing you can do. Just be glad you haven't walked in on them!

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Pastor_Rich 0

your parents are freaks

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zargon 1

You're a freak! Okay, probably not, but the point is that you are making an unfair judgment on people you don't know for having a healthy-sounding sex life that includes aspects that you don't wish to incorporate into your own.

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wroughtinfire 0

Hey, they kept it from you, their kid, which shows that they were very responsible about it. Way to go your parents. But, maybe you didn't want to hear about it, so I suggest ice cream and humming to yourself when you think of it.

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rightsaidred 3

They couldn't be very responsible about it if the whole damn town knows...

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DoomedGemini 37

Or they don't mind ADULTS knowing. Kids knowing == adults knowing

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UseTheFrags 0

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AmberHall 2

And you are a judgemental fool. What difference does it make for it to be a man or women. I clicked FYL not for the threesome, but for the fact they weren't told

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Delilahlilah 0

#19, people like you piss me off! How the hell does it make her a ***** if it's a man? If it's a girl than it very well makes the dad a ***** too! Idiotic reasoning. They're not ******, they just like something different.

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JessTrek 0

Whatever floats their boat. Then again, if everyone else knew they were probably talking about you and your family behind your backs. For that, FYL.

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Victoria_fml 0

Yeah, so ? None of your business, they aren't doing anything bad...

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AmberHall 2

Yeah but children are generally sensitive not only to what their parents do, but how it reflects on them. The parents have a right to a sex-life, but if what happens behind their closed doors is known throughout the town, then they have to accept that perhaps they are prejudicing their children's happiness as well. The real FML is not the threesome it's the fact that (a) the kids did not know and (b) everyone else in the town knows

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Victoria_fml 0

Yeah I understand what you say. But if that prejudices the children's happiness, it means that the people in their town are really close-minded... And I think it's quite a good thing that the kids did not know. I personally don't want to know anything about my parents' sex life.

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eggbrtshootsfire 0

Maybe they knew that if they told you, you'd feel like your life was f'd and therefore post about it on the internet.

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MeMeMe123455 0

Their name is Pastor Rich. What did you expect?

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diet_otaku 0

oh god, hasn't this guy left comments on other posts about "save sex for marriage" and other bible-thumping bullshit? no wonder he's bigoted against his parents' sexual preferences. sounds to me like his parents could stand to teach him a thing or 2 about being more open-minded.

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graceall 0

you think that sucks.. try having your parents divorce at age 12 and your new step daddy watch you while you undress.. and i am a man.. WTF?? I would rather have my parents be freaks then having some dude watch me undress and then turn around doing my mother. and she did not believe me..

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AmberHall 2

Uh if that happened then you really need to tell someone. Honestly, don't let it go further. Try talking properly to your mother, and if it ever happens again, lock the door and tell someone you trust

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Ughsucks 0

lmfao nice advice idiot. If you're 12 and your stepfather is watching you while he's doing your mom you have too many problems for someone you "trust" to solve... I suggest releasing some chlorine gas into their bedroom in the middle of the night.

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angeleyes8675309 7

And that kind of advice is just where teen suicide or homicide comes from, idiots like you. Thanks for further damaging our youth and blaming the victim.

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perfectgrl6971 0

Haha wow..well at least your parents know how to spice it up =P haha.. I'm wondering though if when they were doing it they made you years and years ago..? haha:) hmm

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