By whitechocolate - 20/07/2009 02:05 - United States

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Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has known for years, except for me and my older brother. FML
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Darth_Taco 14

Oh wow...what do you even say to that? Well, when it comes time to leave home, I suggest you and your brother go far away XP.

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Smiley_70 22

OK - things like this - you don't need to know about your folks. Best thing is to realise it is their issue to deal with - nothing you can do. Just be glad you haven't walked in on them!

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MizzCarmellXo 0

disgusting. i guess people don't know the meaning of Marriage anymore. a sacred bond between 2 ppl. and then there are people on here asking what the problem is. If you dont see anything wrong with that, there is something wrong.

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LadyAlathia 0

Ugh #34, give the preaching a rest. If "good Christian Americans" can go to Vegas, get drunk, meet a hooker, and get married all in one night, then have it annulled three days later, I think we can drop the whole "Sacred bond of marriage" bullshit.

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hellobananas 0

I think we can also drop the whole sacred bond because too many members of America are of different religions. Yes, marriage is a bond, and many people are upset people are trying to change it. I think that marriage is too temporary in ways, and that marriage should still be two people, but including a third person isn't wrong. Actually, if Christian people want to argue it, the Bible includes passages concerning threesomes, and that they can happen under very specific circumstances.

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rediscoveringme 0

To #42.. As someone who lives in Vegas, we don't want them either lol...

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hattergonemad 10

.... You mean the sacred marriage described in the old testament where a man could have many wives?

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greenhawkshare 0

This truly sucks. Obviously it is pretty telling that everyone in town knew about it but was too ashamed to say anything to these boys.

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tipsy337 0

Your parents are freaky. I'd wanna see who my father is. Also everyone that says that's ok, try to imagine your parents doing a threesome for many years?

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divesh777 0

'elder brother', not 'older brother'....but npz!

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LadyAlathia 0

And this isn't an FML, unless you're referring to the kids being the LAST to know about their parent's alternative lifestyle. Having kids doesn't have to put a stop to your sex life, and it's no one's job to monitor the actions of consenting adults.

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BenignScientists 0

Oh noes, you parents are sexually liberated ... waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah [/SCM] tssk ... their life, their moral choices, their decision that -I hope- makes them happy.

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element01 0

its prolly cuz its none of your business

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bgukusa00 0

EWWWWWWWWWWWW ur parents are perverted seriously dude .....

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