By kfenton - 29/09/2012 11:16 - United States

Today, I found out that guys will only flirt with me when they're drunk, and even then only when they realize that my best friend is out of their league. FML
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saIty 17

I heard if you get make some milkshakes it'll bring all the boys to your yard.

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305Miami 0

There is somebody for everybody Op!! Don't Worry!!

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sillyyanks 24

Because shacking up with some random, drunk guy doesn't constitute being in good company now does it...Unless you're a seedy tart.

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lacespace 8

It's probably because you pout. You're best friend is probably more desirable because she's not a bunched up panty complaining twit. You're assuming all of this and then feeling sorry for yourself my dear.

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lacespace 8

Well I thought in the spirit of things.

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ambowew 7

So not exactly 'forever alone'. OP seems more discouraged by the fact that it's only after the friend is not available. For all we know, she could be a tart.

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st333ph 12

When people are drunk, that's the most honest they'll ever be, so I've heard..

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emilyjgraham 34

Udi? Really? You wanted to use slang THAT much you replaced the "y" with a "u"? My god.

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sillyyanks 24

Maybe you're the hot one and guys are too nervous to approach your supreme hotness without being super pissed, as opposed to your friend who is ugly, and easy to approach.

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duckyeah 6

Don't look for the love of your life in the bar, OP. You will find him one day. I know what it's like to be compared to a best friend. Not fun. Just try to have a good time, and the boys will chase after you. But keep your eyes peeled for the men that will stick around.

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poppysoda 4

I feel you same thing happens to me it's horrible, especially when you're with your gorgeous friends and guys wants to hang with them and the guys don't want you to come.

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perdix 29

Dump your best friend (or at least only be best friends in private.) Go to a Weight Watchers meeting and befriend some of the big gals. Suddenly, you'l be the hot one! If one of them starts to succeed on the plan, slip some mayonnaise into their salads and gummy bears into their Diet Cokes, so you will maintain your edge.

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