By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17

I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

Hey I'm allergic to semen, and even though bacon is pretty orgasmic, it's never as good as sex. So you should be glad you're not like me, though I still mourn for you u.u

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bekah1993 5

I just cried a little....I think this is the saddest FML I've ever read...

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bekah1993 5

I also love how every single comment about bacon being horrible is thumbed down and hidden :)

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zolziski 11

Anti-bacon comments are hate crimes.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

That's terrible. :( The only red meat I don't hate is bacon. It's so great that I can't give it up.

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skullychicky 0

if I were allergic to it I'd still eat it anyways; I mean really who could resist bacon its delicious

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ake072007 2

I'm so sorry for the lose you will be feeling every time you smell the intoxicating aroma of the crunchy-brown ambrosia that is bacon. It's times like this I ask myself " what's the world coming to?"

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trucker67 10

No Bacon sundaes for you :( - I feel bad for you because seriously everything is better with bacon .

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