By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
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TheFamilyElf 17

I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.

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LuckyLynx7732 5

Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.

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DeVaughnS 5

Oh Damn no not the thing that makes every other thing better.

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doodlebop69 3

I am to but all pork it sooooo sucks!!!!!!!!!

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ILoveThaneKrios 1

:O I...I'm not entirely sure what there is left to live for. I'm so sorry.

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disbekable 7

Your not the only one.. But just look on the brighter side, it has some health benefits :) there's also bacon substitute, made from veggies but tastes like bacon GOOD STUFF!

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sexygirl25 3

Consider yourself the luckiest person in the world. I use to love it but when I got older I needed heart by pass surgery. Today I'm a vegan and much healthier for it.

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ghostmaya123 11

that terrible I wouldn't wish that upon the person I hate the most you definitely don't deserve it all the while I'm typing this I'm eating bacon sorry op :(

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homiechas24 3

people become allergic to bacon. 2012 is beginning!

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