Health: Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML - FML

By Dammit - 07/07/2012 04:45 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

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By Face - 09/01/2010 10:12 - Australia

Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 21:30

Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML

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By sweatstreaks - 16/09/2011 09:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

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By bacon lovers worst nightmare - 26/09/2012 06:57 - United States - San Diego

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML

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Oh nose!

By Fried. - 14/05/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML

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By raybandy - 24/01/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML

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Heartbreaking

By Anonymous - 06/11/2022 04:00 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I learned that I'm highly allergic to onions. I love onions and they're in literally *everything*. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML

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By Username - 25/11/2011 16:15 - United States

Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, I had a food allergy test done because of an ugly acne upswing, and after over a year of vegetarianism, I find out that I'm allergic to soy. FML

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TheFamilyElf 17

Saturday 7 July 2012 11:49

I just... I'm so sorry. What tragedy! What misfortune! You poor, poor thing.

LuckyLynx7732 5

Saturday 7 July 2012 11:53

Thats all that it said on the suicide note, and nobody blamed him.

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pandapoof42 3

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:08

perfect reason to become a vegetarian!!

the_golden_one 6

Tuesday 23 October 2012 19:28

No

edgerothers 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:15

Dear god i would kill myself

Candygirl720 6

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:34

Are you allergic to just pork bacon? Cuz if u are, you can just eat turkey bacon

JerBear1997 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:38

You poor soul!! I am so very sorry you have to suffer through that

I_dont_exist 5

Sunday 8 July 2012 6:48

worst allergy ever D:

pinkybeast 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 7:01

nobody gives a snit if ur alergic to bacon

Ashter 20

Sunday 8 July 2012 7:09

My heart and soul ache for you my friend. If there is a God, he is one cruel being for cursing you with an allergy to one of the greatest gifts ever given to mankind. I can only hope you were given, or receive in the future, something of enormous worth to make up for such a grave injustice. You have my sympathies and those of every bacon lover on the planet.

livinginabook 24

Sunday 8 July 2012 7:22

You poor, poor soul....

khamaria 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 7:29

Aww. That sucks so bad. I'm so sorry :/ That is really horrible ;(

Aimetre 0

Sunday 8 July 2012 7:58

wow,I feel so bad for you

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