By JaneChemi - 15/01/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco
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hi guys. when I found out I ran out of the bathroom holding a pregnancy test screaming "holy ******* shit babe I'm pregnant". I'm not sure I can really do much else to convince him. wait.... how did I deserve this??
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Pregnancy doesn't just 'happen', YDI.
what? I found out today by taking a test. obviously I had sex to get pregnant
But #42 is a virgin and never went to health class...
To #42: OP never said the pregnancy was unwanted. In fact, she later commented that they were ok with having a baby. So of course they were having sex, you silly goose!
He's probably just in shock, when my husband found out he was like meh you are pregnant, cant be too sure even though I peed on 3 tests, it wasn't until we both went to the doctors and they checked while we were there and got it 'officially' confirmed it sunk in for him, we both wanted children but it can still be a shock when you find out whether it was planned or not.
What decade is this - Why are you not using birth control?
If you were actually educated on how birth control and condoms work, you'd know that neither are 100%. Protection fails sometimes.
51-- I took my birth control every day at exactly 930 am, yet I still ended up pregnant. The only 100% fail safe is abstinence (or a total hysterectomy).
because we were ok with having a kid. just bad timing to find out
Lemurcat
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Also, birth control is like, $40 a refill. (at least mine was) It's possible that paying for the pill isn't in the budget (again, that's how it is for me. Point is, not everyone can afford it)
thechaosmachine
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If $40 isn't in the budget, is a child cheaper than that? If you can't afford the birth control, you definitely can't afford having a kid. That's such a ridiculous argument!
I was on birth control and used condoms when I just so happened to have my second child. Birth control doesn't always work and I'm here to prove that sometimes 2 forms of it can fail.
IUDs are the best, just saying.
62 that is indeed an invalid argument as was already said, are you suggesting a child is cheaper than $40 a month? What's pathetic to me is how so many say these things as though abstinence isn't even an option. If you're not ready for the risk you shouldn't be having sex. Can none practice control?
Unluckymeow
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Depending on your insurance (if you have it that is) certain types of birth control can be free. If you plan on having sex you should always look at your options to stay protected.
frizz101
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130 no they are not, they may be BETTER at reducing the risk of pregnancy, but the side effects far outweigh any benefit. After all I haven seen one IUD that hasn't has some form of lawsuit either.
She never said she didn't want kids.
JMichael
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Nine months to go!
proof?
Guys are dumb! Just try not let it get to you even though I know from experience easier said than done. Set up your Dr. appt. and invite him to join. Really that's all that you can do at this point.
It sounds to me like he thinks you're the kind to fake a pregnancy.
colton_colton
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Well I wish you the best of luck and hope everything works out :)
Tell him you faked the ****** not the pregnancy.
Nice profile pic!
BradTheBrony
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Wow, I thought FML was done with this shit in 2010. If you like somebody's profile picture, send a private message. Nobody cares.
hazardmuffin
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Hah. Well let him think that, I guess. Just wait til he sees the "fake" ultrasound and baby bump.
"That's totally photoshopped! And you really have been packing it on with all those peanut butter and pickle sandwiches and ice cream with hot sauce!"
hazardmuffin
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She's in labor. "Honey, this is going too far. Nice special effects though." She brings the baby home. "Whose kid did you steal?!"
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Show him some pregnancy tests?
Don't worry, you still have nine months to convince him