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By LG - 17/03/2010 04:18 - United States

Today, I found out that I will be spending my spring break alone because my family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of my friends because I have to take care of the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2018 12:00 - United States - Papillion

Today, I was left at home alone while my friends went on a trip to Paris I paid for. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2021 11:01 - United States - Livonia

Today, my mom told me the night before our school trip that I’m not going so she could get a refund. Now I have to stay alone with my mom for a week, while my friends are having the time of their life in NYC. FML

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By greaaaatt. - 25/07/2010 05:45 - United States

Today, I found out that I get to spend the next two weeks at my grandparents' house, which smells like cat litter, while the rest of my family takes a cruise through the Caribbean. They can't afford to take a ninth person. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2022 10:00 - Australia - Albany Creek

Today, I found out that ALL of my friends were in the same class and I was in a different one. They went away on camp, and I'm going to be alone for this whole week. FML

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By Yudith - 01/01/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 10:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

Today, my boyfriend is packing up his apartment and my parents have gone to a seminar, but I can’t complain about being lonely during the Easter holidays. I'm being kept company by a hundred industrious ants, a very loud cat, and an enthusiastic Aunt Flo. FML

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By AloneForChristmas - 25/12/2018 16:00

Today, I live in dorms and found out everyone is leaving for Christmas break. I also found out my student loan didn't go through, so now I cant afford to go visit my family that lives over 7 hours away. I guess I'll be spending Christmas alone in a dorm room. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I found out my mom booked me a flight to stay with relatives who I don't like, and who don't like me. I leave in two days, and don't return until the day before school starts. FML

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By bw9669 - 28/01/2010 19:35 - Canada

Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2010 23:16 - United States

Today, after weeks of looking forward to my birthday trip to the beach, I've come down with a serious case of the flu. My family is still going without me, but at least now they don't have to pay someone to watch the dog. Happy birthday to me. FML

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lajaynay 15

Wednesday 17 March 2010 12:14

they have kennels you know.

neopoliandreams 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 12:18

just get your neighbor to feed it.

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JocelynD 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 13:52

stick kitty in a kennel, charge it to your parents and go on spring break with your friends.

iBramoh 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 13:53

give it away or put it down, you moran!

coolsteve 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 14:01

'Moran'? Anyway, throw some parties or get a hooker round while theyre away, enjoy the freedom!

GaddieMan15 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 14:04

**** that cat I'd kill the little bastard, then take a trip to somewhere better than France, somewhere warm.

kidcucumber 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 14:05

hoooouse paaarty!!

kickinthebutt 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 14:07

dude yur family is ****** up!!!!

Joofl 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 14:13

Kill it.

anonymous1012_fml 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 14:22

bullshit you lie

McLuvinmatt 0

Wednesday 17 March 2010 14:57

house party!!!!

Lisa89 3

Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:00

Get them to pay for a cattery?.. sorted!

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