Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff...

By Leigha - 02/01/2012 02:14 - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, I found out that if you see a tray with some black stuff in it and you can't decide whether it's powdered black pepper or cigarette ashes, it's not a good idea to taste it. FML

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Same thing different taste

By belladonna1025 - 11/05/2016 18:49 - United States - Mesa

Today, a customer came up to me with a can of ground black pepper and asked me what the ingredients were. FML

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By Autocorrected - 26/11/2012 20:13 - Philippines - Makati

Today, I had some soup that my dad made. I took one sip and found he had put tons of hot sauce in it. I rushed to drink from a soda can sitting on the counter, only to find that my mom had used it as an ash tray the night before. I can still taste the hot sauce, and the ash. FML

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Fermentation

By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 08:28 - United States

Today, I ate what was supposed to be a delicious mini powdered donut. The first one tasted funny, so I pulled out another one and realized that the powdered sugar was now in fact powdered hairy mold. Then I looked at the package and realized it was over a year and a half old. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2014 14:34 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML

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Good tasting

By Anonymous - 15/12/2019 03:00 - Canada - Saint-hubert

Today, my roommate left those powdered donuts in the kitchen. Hungry, I decided to try one. Turns out, the white powder wasn't sugar. It was cocaine. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2017 11:20

Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2009 19:39 - Canada

Today, I found out that the crumbs on the couch that look like the Oreos you just ate, can actually turn out to be very crunchy, and have legs. FML

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By ilovecharliesheen - 17/03/2015 07:14 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally ate a cat treat instead of a cinnamon-glazed pecan. I thought it must have been burnt by the way it tasted, so ate a few more before I figured out my mistake and spat them out. FML

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By MaggotMother - 20/04/2013 10:51 - United States

Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML

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By XxmegaronixX - 25/06/2016 04:55 - United States - Fond Du Lac

Today, my workplace often leaves out "expired" food from the café that our department coincides with, as it is wasteful to throw away perfectly fine cuisine. I soon discovered that the inside of a seemingly normal looking cupcake was actually filled with mold when I took a large mouthful of it. FML

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HeyImPayton 0

Monday 2 January 2012 9:01

Did you learn nothing from science class?

sparkrok 8

Monday 2 January 2012 9:08

where's the common sense...? black pepper in a tray? when in the hell does that happen?

Comments

bizarre_ftw 21

Tuesday 3 January 2012 5:22

And now we know what not to do. Next week, class, we'll learn about stranger danger

DaMan25 4

Tuesday 3 January 2012 6:27

Dumb ass

kei1108 13

Tuesday 3 January 2012 7:08

"taste it" came to mind before "smell it"?!?!

xxJonaKillsxx 8

Tuesday 3 January 2012 8:15

Smart decision to go straight to tasting first

charlesnk7 0

Tuesday 3 January 2012 11:19

Smell?

gene818 13

Tuesday 3 January 2012 13:49

How old are you?

FweakofCydonia 40

Tuesday 3 January 2012 22:43

Science taught you nothing?

ibebrandy 4

Tuesday 3 January 2012 23:00

Why in the hell would you taste something off of a dirty dog anyways?!?!?!?! I don't care if it's a slice of pizza laying clearly on its back that's just gross!