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By NoMoreMeatForAYear - 21/05/2014 21:23 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML

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By uvagirl - 05/07/2013 01:32 - United States

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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By liquorless - 05/11/2012 14:02 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML

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By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2017 20:00

Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML

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By BrokeAsHell - 30/05/2013 08:51 - Australia - Werribee

Today, my landlord emailed me, stating that she hasn't been receiving my rent. After some investigation, I found out she's been using the money to buy booze, and hasn't been putting it into the house owner's account. FML

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By Coaldust - 03/01/2017 02:02

Today, my niece stole a bottle of whiskey from me to mix with Monster and get drunk with her boyfriend. It was a bottle of 23-year-old Pappy Van Winkle's that cost over $2000. FML

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By thechimpchapter - 31/12/2011 06:48 - United States

Today, I found out that the neighbor I'd given a bottle of wine to for Christmas is a recovering alcoholic. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML

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Morning pick-me-up

By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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thxnder 14

Thursday 22 May 2014 7:38

Get your roommate to pay you back then, OP. Or you may want to get them some serious drinking help...

MrCareless 17

Thursday 22 May 2014 7:37

Find another roommate OP.

Comments

travislemoine 7

Friday 23 May 2014 21:39

Sounds like it's time to Spartan kick your roommate the **** out of the apartment

warrik55 6

Saturday 24 May 2014 2:26

Get those cameras rolling so you have evidence.

Nish007 15

Saturday 24 May 2014 9:52

what a thieving bitch

Isa_fml 20

Saturday 24 May 2014 9:56

That sucks, but if you're saving a bottle as a gift, why don't you, uh, not leave it in a shared cupboard? Put it in your own room. Her stealing your booze is not acceptable, but come on. It's not ******* difficult. Put it somewhere safe.

interesting33 36

Monday 26 May 2014 22:32

OP's ROOMmate took it - so she shares a room and probably could not 'hide' it anywhere safe. Besides OP has to trust her roommate as they share a room and hopefully would not feel the need to have to hide it. I don't think OP is to blame for not looking after it - pretty sure the person stealing it is to blame here....