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By NoMoreMeatForAYear - 21/05/2014 21:23 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML

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By liquorless - 05/11/2012 14:02 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my girlfriend's mother came over for a few hours. After she left I went to grab a drink, only to find that three bottles of expensive liquor were missing from our liquor cabinet. FML

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By laststand11 - 26/12/2011 01:35 - Reserved

Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2017 20:00

Today, I found out my friends replaced the water in my bottle with vodka when all my fish died. Any water I don't finish the night before, I pour into my tank the next morning. Thousands of dollars and years hard work, gone. FML

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By BrokeAsHell - 30/05/2013 08:51 - Australia - Werribee

Today, my landlord emailed me, stating that she hasn't been receiving my rent. After some investigation, I found out she's been using the money to buy booze, and hasn't been putting it into the house owner's account. FML

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By Coaldust - 03/01/2017 02:02

Today, my niece stole a bottle of whiskey from me to mix with Monster and get drunk with her boyfriend. It was a bottle of 23-year-old Pappy Van Winkle's that cost over $2000. FML

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By thechimpchapter - 31/12/2011 06:48 - United States

Today, I found out that the neighbor I'd given a bottle of wine to for Christmas is a recovering alcoholic. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML

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Morning pick-me-up

By Anonymous - 30/01/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML

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thxnder 14

Thursday 22 May 2014 7:38

Get your roommate to pay you back then, OP. Or you may want to get them some serious drinking help...

MrCareless 17

Thursday 22 May 2014 7:37

Find another roommate OP.

Comments

Ki11erC 18

Thursday 22 May 2014 19:47

$150? What are you drinking? Gold? Even some really good 40 year old scotch is not even that much.

Zebediabolical 39

Friday 23 May 2014 9:19

I have never in the past 15 years seen a 40 year old scotch for under $150. In my experience, that's more around the 20 year old price range. Unless it's heavily discounted because no one likes it.

squarecircles 13

Thursday 22 May 2014 21:26

Guess you now know where to hide your alcohol then. Under lock & key. Or just boot your roomie out, that is if they don't somehow replace that bottle.

icepick23 12

Thursday 22 May 2014 22:42

Do this--Just give the liquor bottle full of water to your friend anyway. Tell your friend not to open it; to save it for her wedding day. That should buy you enough time to one secretly replace it with a real bottle of liquor one day.

SPARTAN11810 9

Friday 23 May 2014 0:28

I guess you could say that she's watering down your alcohol

wafflefriez91 17

Friday 23 May 2014 0:47

don't spend that kind of money on alcohol.

yumetoyuki 2

Friday 23 May 2014 4:25

I'd make her pay for it, then remove her and get a new roomie. Your roommate's a total jerk.

Saraishi 24

Friday 23 May 2014 4:37

Demand compensation.

PeachiePrincess 16

Friday 23 May 2014 5:44

Kick her ass out!

floatablebullet 7

Friday 23 May 2014 19:52

Pee in a Jose Cuervo bottle and add in little tequila for smell, then tell her not to drink it, If she hasn't already learned a lesson, she will very quickly.