Love: Today, I found out that just because you express mail something,... - FML

By mishkaroni - 08/08/2012 19:26 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I found out that just because you express mail something, it doesn't mean the post office won't still lose it. What did they lose? My signed marriage license. We spent all that time and money to get married on the day of our choosing, and our marriage isn't even valid. FML

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mishkaroni 15

Thursday 9 August 2012 4:32

Thank you for your kind words. People don't understand that we did everything to get it there on time and backed it up with express mail which is overnight delivery to ensure or very important document was received on time. The sad thing is, those employed at the post office just don't care.

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pwiincezz246 2

Thursday 9 August 2012 0:10

That's really bad. I feel for you. Post offices aren't reliable like they were at one point I guess.

freshberries22 17

Thursday 9 August 2012 0:11

You should definitely file a complaint I'm sorry that your big day got ruined by a technicality

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kraz8 1

Friday 10 August 2012 10:30

It's a blessing in disguise, don't waste your second chance at life...

make_me_smile 4

Saturday 11 August 2012 8:40

Same thing happened with Hope and Liam in the bold and the beautiful

friedbunnies 9

Monday 13 August 2012 6:59

Saves money on the divorce.

kaleena97 24

Monday 21 March 2016 15:15

USPS ******* sucks in every way possible, I've never NOT had a problem with sending or receiving packages. Nowadays they seriously just don't give a shit, and anyone I've ever told my problems with the company to had had the same ones. Maybe some people are lucky and don't experience a problem, but most people do. They're shit

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