By mainlaw - 04/12/2009 17:33 - Ireland

Today, I found out that just because you're drunk, it doesn't make it okay to call your mother-in-law a fat slag. However, it does make it okay for your wife to knee you in the snow globes. FML
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Feverrotes 15

props to OP for coming up with an original way to reference your unit. I was getting sick of all these idiots saying hap sac

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redbluegreen 40

At least she didn't grab and decide to violently shake them.

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SweetPotatoVines 0

I hope your snow globes didn't break

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teaset 0

ydi for calling them snowglobes. but also props for getting into the christmas spirit.

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Bloodrush 0

yes, because being drunk justifies being a douchebag...dumbass

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myfriend_youfail 3

YDI for being an asshat to your mother-in-law. Being drunk doesn't give you free license to act like a jerk. FYL because your wife hit you THERE, she should have simply cut out your tongue. A kick in the balls does not remedy a wagging tongue. Cutting off the offending tongue, however... Note for any idiots who can't detect that this was a joke: IT WAS A JOKE.

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DynamicDave 11

I literally lol'ed @ "snow globes!" Thank you for a. not saying happy sacks and b. making my day!

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powersticks 16

YDI for being drunk but FYL for your wife having double standards. I ******* hate people with double standards.

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BaBiiSpAnKy821 0

snowglobesss??? lmfao

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onnielief 4

I though the Irish say insulting stuff in good fun? anyway, being drunk is never an excuse, not sure this is a YDI for the drunken insult( you are Irish after all) or a FML for the hurt snow globes.

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myfriend_youfail 3

As an Irishwoman, I'll explain. It's only in good fun if all parties involved know that what's said is meant in humor. Considering the wife kicked him in the jewels, I'd say some people weren't all that amused.

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