By mainlaw - 04/12/2009 17:33 - Ireland

Today, I found out that just because you're drunk, it doesn't make it okay to call your mother-in-law a fat slag. However, it does make it okay for your wife to knee you in the snow globes. FML
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Feverrotes 15

props to OP for coming up with an original way to reference your unit. I was getting sick of all these idiots saying hap sac

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redbluegreen 40

At least she didn't grab and decide to violently shake them.

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tehlolz 0

i like the Christmas themed "snow globes" instead of talking like a normal human and saying balls, nuts, gonads, testicles, etc...

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GreenDaemon21 0

im sick and tired of you ignorent americans assuming every1 speaks the same language! open you're eyes! OP is from Ireland! Wherever da **** dat is. We don;t even know if he speaks english as his second language! so wat is "normal" for you may not be "normal" for him! dont judge you stupid ignorent person!

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myfriend_youfail 3

LMAO. The fact that you're calling people ignorant is hilarious. 1. You can't spell worth shit. 2. You don't even know where Ireland is. Ahhhhhh the irony.

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Anteezy 7

Haha you are the obvious retard here really, seriously you don't know where Ireland is? xD And you're right English isn't their 2nd language, it's their first. xD And no snow globes isn't the right term for balls in any language so the guy who you replied to was right.

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themanplan 0

wow you know its people like you that make me think humanity should really stop..... tell me good sir.... can u dress yourself in the morning.... or does your ignorance span so far that you sit on your fat arse in front of the tv all day?

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Ascaryrobot 0

Should have given her the famed **** Punt in response.

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Yulia_fml 0

hahaha I love how this whole "snow globes" thing is such a love-it-or-hate-it expression! I vote for love it! =)

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Laxloverr24 0

#33-yeah whatever sorry I don't know French words. or whatever language that is.

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iFruit 0

Holy ****. They're called testicles. Since when do you have snow globes instead? Is Santa Claus in one of them, and maybe some fake snow in your other snowglobe? Didn't think so. Just call them testicles. Or balls. Or even nuts, I guess. But not snow globes. Well... at least you didn't say happy sacks!

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grandma_moses 0

FYL. violence is never acceptable - ever. and double FYL for the straightedge teenagers jumping on your balls for drinking when you're obviously of legal age. sure it wasn't a nice thing to say but saying that someone deserves VIOLENCE because they were drinking is ******* retarded. ps: my MIL is a slag too ;)

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Lord_of_Metal 0

Probably shouldn't have called your mother - in -law a fat slag within your wife's hearing range, but hey, maybe she deserved it. I hope your snow globes feel better.

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teiso_fml 0

If you are a bad drunk, you shouldn't get drunk in the first place. YDI.

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telfie 0

YDI because ARE YOU STUPID? Never say that in hearing range of someone who might not think it's funny!

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