Kids: Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced...

By burned - 03/02/2015 20:45

Today, I found out that my 4-year-old son is truly convinced that I am a ghost. He also thinks that I died from burning, "because of your face". FML

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By donguigeek - 24/12/2015 04:32 - France

Today, my 4-year-old son is distraught. This morning we saw a man, dressed as Santa, passed out drunk on a public bench. My son is now convinced that it was his corpse, and that Santa Claus is dead. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2013 23:19 - United Kingdom - Falkirk

Today, my 10-year-old son told my 5-year-old daughter that we're a ghost family, and told her to run through our glass door to see for herself. She believed it, ran straight into the door, and ended up having to be taken to hospital. FML

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By Milo - 21/02/2017 08:00 - Canada

Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML

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By life insurance for 1 - 30/05/2013 16:29 - United States - Encino

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

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By Nightmare - 15/01/2013 14:41

Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML

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By ellieowenie - 29/07/2012 08:11 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my 4-year-old son cut half of my hair when I was asleep because he thought I would look better that way. FML

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By notsoonenufdeparted - 02/10/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, my four-year-old asked me when I was going to die. I replied "Not for a long time, why?" He looked at me and stated "Because I only want to live with Daddy." FML

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By mommyopps - 26/03/2016 02:14 - United States - Madison Lake

Today, I'm beginning to regret explaining death to my 3-year-old son. We were at the supermarket when he looked at an elderly woman and loudly told her "You're gonna die soon!" FML

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By George Saunders - 21/03/2012 04:06 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 04:29 - Canada - Montreal

Today, my son, who seems to think that he is a "gangsta" despite being a white boy from the suburbs, cried because I accidentally burned his grilled cheese. He's 28. FML

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travellingfun 18

Wednesday 4 February 2015 12:18

Kids have wild imaginations and no filter on what they say, don't take it too personally!

acommonman 23

Wednesday 4 February 2015 13:04

just have fun with it OP, kids believe in crazy things.

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ChampHero 27

Thursday 5 February 2015 2:35

Kids are great.

bambam42069 13

Thursday 5 February 2015 4:58

What's wrong with your face to make your child say that

RabbitOfAurora 28

Thursday 5 February 2015 12:07

Hmm... Kids usually have a higher spiritual something or other. If there isn't anything wrong with your face it could be he's seeing a past life or something in you. If you believe in those kinds of things that is.

pheizer01 10

Friday 6 February 2015 0:55

#rekt

PainfullyObvious 10

Friday 6 February 2015 7:22

Feel free to remind him he came from that beautiful face.

CandyApple88 13

Saturday 7 February 2015 2:53

1. your kid is a total asshole. You need to be a parent and teach them to show parents some damned respect! you know, like they did in the old days before discipline was all but outlawed. 2. Failing that, you are possessed by a ghost and the kid can see it.