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Same thing different taste
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LOL; this is funny still,but sorry to hear
haha u can't Jack off
I'm surprised there wasn't a kitchen joke, even though the gender is unknown. Thank god. I mean, thank imaginary-character.
#17: gloves are not thick enough, usually. You can still scratch through them.
I'd get yourself checked out for demons.
Sfy, but anyway I would go to the doctor.
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It's a DISORDER. If this person's anxiety has gotten so bad that they've started doing that in their sleep, their life certainly is ******. You have no idea how horrible it is. I have severe anxiety that can sometimes prevent me from doing daily things. And don't call me a ******* emo because you don't have any idea about how it feels! This person isn't being a drama queen at all. You just need to shut up and go curl back up in your closet where you belong.
stfu Its a disorder they can't help it